Misfire

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GUYS LET’S HELP MISFIRE FIND HIS LOST LITTLE HOMEY.

REBLOG IF U HAVE A HEART/SPARK.

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Signal boost!

If you're a Misfire and you don't reblog this then you're totally not allowed in our Misfire combiner that we're gonna make.

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Hey there, uh... Autobot...?

Well, whoever you are, I just gotta say one thing: nice paint job!

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krok-scavengersleader replied to your post: Misfire! Where are you?

Fulcrum’s with me. I’m not sure where the others are. We’re not dead but we’ve had a falling out with your new friend. Are you functional?

Yeah, I'm fine, but whoa wait, which new friend are you talking about here exactly? Because that could either be really, really bad or... no big deal.

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Misfire! Where are you?

I'm back on Clemency, hanging out on the ship, waiting for you guys. Where are you? Are Spinny, Crankcase, and Fulcrum with you?

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FULCRUM! KROK! THERE YOU LOSERS ARE! You're not dead yet, right?

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FRAG!

I FOUND TWO MORE MISFIRES! D:

FULCRUM IS LIKE “WHAT THE ACTUAL FRAG?! AS IF ONE WASN’T TALKATIVE ENOUGH FOR THE WORLD.”

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I think number two’s a G1 Misfire though…

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(( Close. That second one is the Misfire from the Japanese Headmasters cartoon. We're both part of NCC, not independent, which means our characters can talk to indie accounts, but not physically interact. I saw you freaking out about Misfires and thought I'd say hi! XD

...I should go say hi to my own Fulcrum now, though. >u> ))

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Nope, didn’t work… I think. I never knew I could fold my wings like that, though…

And well I was just making sure! I mean it can get quite boring when you’re like stuck on a planet and have nothing to do other than waiting for your death and then I wouldn’t be surprised if you started seeing things… I’m not trying to suggest that you’re crazy, just… I don’t even know what I’m trying to say.

Is it still changing shape…?

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Like what? You'll have to show me when you get here! Try not to hurt yourself transforming too much, though. Don't want to wind up like that Tarn loser.

You're right, it is pretty boring here; I wish I was seeing things! Might make it more interesting. I probably will start going crazy if I have to stay here on my own for much longer.

And no, not really...

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I’m awaiting any more news. As of right now, I’m not sure.

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Alright, just keep me updated, I guess.

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Yeah, I mean that could be possible…But as far as I know I don’t have some kind of limb mode! I’ve never tried though. Just wait a second and I will, okay?

Also I am starting to wonder if maybe you don’t mean a nebula but a cloud? Is it white…?

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Did you try yet? How'd it go?

No, come on, I know what clouds are! This thing is like pinkish-purple. A good Misfire color, actually. I will dub it the Misfire Nebula.

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I don’t know…maybe we would be trying to hide our real potential or something… I know, dumb idea.

And we’re… well, I think we’re on the right way then. But then again we’ve been on that way for a while now so either this Clemency is really far away or we got lost. I’m not really sure what a petrorabbit or a cyberduck looks like but I’ll make sure to tell Sixshot! I’m sure we’ll find out what this anthropy thing is all about once we’re there, too.

Either way, uh… try to hang on, okay? Just… stay calm and don’t do anything silly!

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I guess we could be undercover. It's not too dumb of an idea. I bet Spinny would've come up with something much dumber. I'll give it a shot too. Let's see... Okay, how about all the Misfires across all the different universes are part of a combiner. Never accidentally found yourself transforming into an arm or a leg or anything, have you? I think I had a dream about something like that once, but it probably wasn't prophetic. Whatever.

Well, I hope you're not lost! Just look for the nebula that looks like a-- What did I say it looked like again? Uh... Actually, right now it looks a lot like a misshapen blob!

Anyway, don't worry, I haven't started panicking yet. Just make sure you get here before I die!

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P͟eǫple?̴ ̛So͢r͏r̕y҉ t̀ơ ͠di͟s͢app̶oi̷n̷t, j̛ųs͘t͘ ońe ̸pe͘rs͜o̢n̴.͜ ͢B̀um͟bl͜e͞b̡e̡e's̴ ̢thȩ name ͘a̧nd p̨l̕ay̢in͜g a͞ro͡u̡n҉d ͞ís th̛e g̸a̛m͜e.̵ ͝Se͠ri͠o͏u͏sl̛y͘ ͞th͡ou̡g͟h͠, ́I͜ t̨hink͠ m̡y c̛om̀m̷ ̵link̸ m͝igh̕t hav̶e ҉ju͢s͏t҉ tog͝gled ̕y̛o͟u̢r̸ ̀f̨r̛èq̨u͢e̢ncy by ̢acc̴i̷ḑen̛t. S͝or̨ry͠ ҉a͞b͠ou͡t̶ ͏t̷hàt,͟ d̀o̕ń't͏ ̀think͜ I̡ kn̕o͡w͟ ́wh͝o ̷you ̸a͢r͢e̵ either.

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Uh, okay? Only caught like half of that. I think your comm link is busted, Mumbleflee.

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We can get away with dumb things.

Most of the time.

And I take back what I said about him being dead…

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That must be pretty nice.

And what, really? So... is the war not over then?

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Whoa. Okay.

Who are you people!?

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Yeah, we’re a team again… in a manner of speaking.

I don’t know the details, since it came as a surprise to me as well. I heard Megatron’s dead though.

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Being on a team's nice... when your team isn't doing DUMB, TERRIBLE THINGS like provoking the DJD, but I guess that's hardly an issue for you.

Megatron's dead? Wow, what's even the point then.

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Uhm… So you’re saying that everyone is actually Misfires? That’s uh… I don’t know… You could just as well go and say that we are actually someone else disguising themselves as Misfires, if you know what I mean? Let’s just stop talking about that please?

Actually we’re on our way already…kind of. You’re still on that…thingy-planet, right?

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Why'd we want to disguise ourselves as Misfires? Whoever we are, we're not very ambitious... Yeah, uh, stopping right now.

I'm over on planet Clemency, hiding out on our ship, the Weak Anthropic Principle. Isn't that a weird name for a ship, by the way? I have no idea what "anthropic" means; it's been bothering me for a while.

Anyway, Clemency -- is that where you're headed? Do you need directions? I really hope you don't because my navigating's only a bit better than my shooting. Oh, I do know it's in the Kol system! There's a nebula nearby that looks kinda like a petrorabbit playing the trumpet from the side. Hmm, actually, now that I look at it again, I'm thinking it looks more like a cyberduck conducting an orchestra. Does that help at all?

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I’d rather stay away from them, but with all three of us, they stand no chance. Better to have them all out of the way. The war… "officially" …is over. I highly doubt that means the fighting will ever stop.

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All three of you, teaming up? Oh wow, this I have to see.

Sooo... Okay, just out of curiosity then, who "officially" won? Not that I'm keeping score or anything.

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Well, who knows…! …Or, actually, I’m not sure if that isn’t a bit too far-fetched… As far as I know the generally accepted theory is that we’re the same person, just from different universes or something? Of course that could be a story the Autobots made up to cover up the whole clone thing but then again we wouldn’t be the only ones with clones so I’m not sure what they’re even trying to do?

Oh dear I think I confused myself now…

A-anyway, if the other Misfire really died it would be a shame. We were going to rescue him and all…I guess we could just pick up you instead?

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Okay, I got kind of bored halfway through that theory but I think I got the gist of it. There's a massive, Autobot-funded Misfire clone conspiracy, scoping across entire universes and any other kind of clone is really just another Misfire clone in disguise. Gotta admit, I do like that sound of that. I should just assume everyone else I meet from now on is me in disguise and act accordingly, but that's probably how I've always acted in the first place except not really. This entire train of thought was really confusing, you're right...

Yes! You should definitely come rescue me instead. I support this idea 100%. It's the only proper way to honor that other other Misfire's memory and it's also far less confusing than anything else we've talked about so far.