Blood mage

Katia • 20• ♀ • ♌ Blood Mage of the Seven Seas Supernatural • Doctor Who • Sherlock • Hannibal • Game of Thrones • Dragon Age • Teen Wolf • Mass Effect • The Witcher

[5oil]

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[lagonegirl]

[will-x-vi]

Lol. She did storm in there like Arthur on a wonderful kinda day

[dapenguinninja]

Iconic

[dankmemeuniversity]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

[lizardlicks]

Humans will pet literally anything.

[blackpink]

*gets anxiety while typing an email*

[aderukitten]

A few months ago I lost my kitty of 8 years

He was my comfort and my best friend

My last wish for him would be this picture of him in a sweater to go viral

[lifeofcynch]

he will not be forgotten.

[ouma-against-dickheads]

Make this motherfucker viral

[spalacloset]

@spaladoon

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[themightyglamazon]

GOOD ADVICE

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[teamlovenstuff]

And I feel mavin in this Chile’s tonight

[collegiate-confession]

[antifainternational]

Life lessons.

[maaarine]

Emily Wilson: On Gender and Being the First Woman to Translate Homer’s Odyssey into English

[abookblog]

I cannot wait to read this translation.

[comtessedebussy]

I reiterate that she’s absolutely brilliant

[beelzebuck]

bye forever

[perkistani]

[unamedwatcher]

SHE did. Did anyone ELSE on that trip?

[did-you-know]

[shorm]

[vrabia]

‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.