Fancy That.

[misandry-mermaid]

self-described male feminists be like…

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

[ridiculousinpiccadilly]

a drunk girl in blue pants, a white shirt, and a black vest held a broken bathroom stall door closed for me at a bar one night and i, another drunk girl, kept referring to her as “my hero, my han solo”

[dauthda-deactivated20160622]

Sue fucking OBLITERATED him

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

deep sea documentaries have me like

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[officialjiggly]

what

[mariowiki]

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

[awesomevines]

Brittlestar

Parenting After Star Wars

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

“so what do you see yourself doing in the future?”

[sunfishdunes-deactivated2019010]

How to make your own realistic talking Donald Trump puppet.

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

I’m laughing harder than any 23 year old woman would be watching this.

[justlearningasigo-deactivated20]

ACCURATE

[tastefullyoffensive]

[seinfeld-daily]

[zonecassette]

[museifushindoushugi]

finally a rubik’s cube i can solve

[catinued-deactivated20190902]

i just wanna say from the bottom of my heart yikes

[muhammadsmiry]

Painters Bring New Life to Hard-hit Gaza Refugee Camp.

[communistkiss]

I love this. Que hermoso.

[jeanprouvaires]

[giveusrest-deactivated20150816]

I CANT BREATHE