Lets Get Spooky

Food, and whatever makes me laugh really

[rindoushousewife69]

[thecountesstribe]

🤣😭

[fitnesssaurusrex]

“I did wait a week…not as a test or anything! It was more just thinking to myself…curious to see if she would do anything… no worries”

My amazing partner dealing with our shared house bullshit and now torn between wanting to scream or cry…

[knightofleo]

[criesincomicsans]

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

[celesse]

THE WATER WINGS DO NOTHING

[byzantine-love-machine]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[catchymemes]

[yawpyawp]

“The Gang as Animals” 🐭🐶🐱🐸🐤💕

[lynxindisguise]

[avalonjoan]

hey now...

[tundrakatiebean]

[thebibliosphere]

Couldn't have nailed me any harder to the floor if you had a fucking hammer.

[fitnesssaurusrex]

Uh oh…ouchies, I’ve been perceived 😩

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[doggeddetermination]

actually, you know what. im still at "one time a pigs head at the butcher shop told me god and the devil killed each other"

[mulligans-tavern]

Burrow's End Origins Discovered

-Misfits and Magic Ep. 1

[doctaaaaaaaar]

Why everyone should watch Mashle. ooooo you wanna watch it so baddddd OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

thanks Melon for showing me this masterpiece

And these are for my rarepair that apparently no one else ships

and to close off:

[beggars-opera]

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

[vinceaddams]

The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:

“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit. 

“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”

[zackbuildit]

Not just any fridge-

The public fridge

[must-have-been-a-potato]

they said what they said.

[ronycore]

RABBIT SEVEN BY MEGASCULPTURE

[gallusrostromegalus]

According to the link, this is a cast resin kit the artist designed and painted so if you wanted a Sci-fi bunny in your home, you can acquire, assemble and paint one of your own.

[thememedaddy]