All daddy headcanons for- Dadsona working so much, he's angry and tired and when the dads ask him if he's alright, he snaps at them and/or the other way around. (Tired and angry af Dadsona snaps angerly at Dads/Tired and angry Dads snap at Dadsona. Angerly)
((I love this one because ya boy iscrabby af))
Robertisn’t about to put up with your attitude. When you first snap at him to fuckoff, he crosses his arms and gives you a very serious look. “Ya wanna say thatagain?” You give him a look right back, “I said fuck. Off.” And then you’re in the air, thrownover his shoulder, being walked into the bedroom. “BZZT! Wrong answer.” He’dthrow you on the bed and proceed to…tickle you. Tickle you until you said uncleand apologized for being a smart ass. Then he’d kiss you gently and run a handthrough your hair. “Good. Now let’s get some chow. You need to take a break.”
Craigis all-too-familiar with this flaw, though it never makes him snappy. So whenyou snap at him he’s a little surprised, but he understands. “I feel the stressradiating off your body, dude,” he’d joke, wrapping his arms around you frombehind. “Let’s take a shower and chill.” It’d be kind of impossible tostay annoyed with Craig. He’d pepper kisses over your shoulder until you gavein and stepped away from your work.
Hugonotices early on that you have a bit of an issue separating personal life andwork. One night when you’re workin’ a little too hard he brings you a cup ofcoffee and asks you to take a break. You tell him he can shove his coffee wherethe sun don’t shine. He’s not down for this. Immediately he scoops you bridalstyle and throws you onto the couch. “What are you doing?!” “Forcing you totake a break,” he clarifies, clicking on the tv. After than night Hugo/insists/ on designating specific times for both of you to work. After thosetimes work must be put away.
Matgets pretty hurt when you snap at him. All he was trying to do was watch outfor you. When you snap at Mat, he leaves you alone. When you finally finishyour work you find him asleep on the couch after having made you dinner andleaving it in the oven to keep it warm. He also has a pot of coffee ready tobrew whenever you need it. Be gentle with this man, because all he wants is tobe kind and gentle with you.
Josephis an expert calmer. He’s going to handle you so well andslowly get you away from whatever it is that’s stressing you out. However, onceyou’re calm again, he’s going to sit you down and have a talk with you. “It’salright to be angry or annoyed with me,” he’d tell you, taking your hand inhis, “But I need you to be careful with what you say to me when you’re mad.”Joseph has lived through years of emotional abuse. He doesn’t deserve thatanymore.
Brianisn’t down. If you snap at him he’s going to snap right fucking back, don’t youworry. He’ll clap a hand on your back and say “Fine, honey, be that way,” thenwalk tf away from you. Will stay bitter until you apologize.
Damienbrews you a nice cup of tea and kisses your forehead after you get pissy withhim. “Love, you know I’m simply trying to watch out for you. A cleardistinction between home and work must be made.” He massages your shouldersand speaks quietly into your ears. “Come now, dear, retire with me tothe parlor and let’s relax for the evening. I hear that show you like is on…Whatwas it? Paranormal Ice Road Truckers?”
“Long Haul Paranormal Ice RoadTruckers,” you correct.
“Yes, yes. I’ve saved a few episodesfor your viewing pleasure.”
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