We Stan Emotionally Damaged Children

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[rhaena-morning-deactivated20250]

Klaus, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Five: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

[c0ffeeb1ack]

thinking about the klaus hit and run montage again... the possibilities i see here are:

a) everyone was fleeing the kugelblitz on randomass country road #17 and were in such a hurry to get to safety that they were too distracted to see the man dancing in the middle of the road and didn't feel like they had the time to stop and see if they killed him or not

b) every motorist literally did not fucking care that they smashed into a man, damaging their vehicle immensely, or in fact tried to hit klaus bc you gotta get those 10 pedestrian points somehow am i right?

c) they were all paid off by reginald either ahead of time or offscreen during the montage with enough money to make killing a man and driving off into the (metaphorical) sunset seem worth it.

as you can see this has been weighing heavily on my soul and i cannot rest until i know which one of these is the truth

[cowboyklaus]

i’ve been imagining that when people stop,, reggie is like:

[thehandl3r]

Everyone after watching Reginald; kill klaus hundreds of times in the name of ‘trying to be a better father’, manipulate his kids again, sending them to their deaths, and murder Luther and Klaus:

[c0ffeeb1ack]

he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[thehandl3r]

The umbrella academy’s slogan and life philosophy:

[rhaena-morning-deactivated20250]

Klaus Texting Diego: Diego, there is a moth outside the bathroom. Can you get rid of it?

Klaus: Pls Hurry because i'm gonna cry

Klaus: Diego

Klaus: Diego

Text From Diego: Diego is dead. You're next Love Moth

[rhaena-morning-deactivated20250]

Diego: What Mouse walks on two legs?

Luther: Idk

Diego: Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two legs?

Luther: Donald Duck?

Diego: All ducks dumb ass

Luther: I hate you

[christopher-the-cube]

i gave up before getting to luther and diego but here, have this

[nicostiel]

#the umbrella dance academy

[five-on-a-unicycle]

No but this scene made me ugly cry fr fr :,)

[melancholyofautvmn]

the umbrella academy: daddy issues

the sparrow academy: can't get daddy issues if you fuck up your dad first lmao

[latinposeidon]

I love that Viktor's coming out was essentially just

Viktor: I talked to Marcus

Five: you're an idiot, Vanya

Viktor: it's Viktor

Five: oh okay

Five: you're an idiot, Viktor

[amanitacaplan]

The Umbrella Academy’s introduction montage (1x01) | The Sparrow Academy’s introduction montage (3x01)

[christopher-the-cube]

life imitates art ❤️

[shortkingviktor]

okay but the difference between the introduction of the umbrellas and the sparrows. the fact that the sparrows get their name before their number — their number is just an “a.k.a.” placed after and on the same level as their name. meanwhile, the umbrellas get their names in quotes, implying that they’re just nicknames; the one that appears on top is the number. i need to lie down.

[pizzat-i]

Five in various stages of unhinged 

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

that’s not scripture. okay? that’s a song lyric by disco diva gloria gaynor

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

klaus + tucking his hair

[matuk-art]

So so pretty