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kuroneko-sama

suddenly got the urge to read some vegeta/bulma “get-together during the 3 years before androids” fics 🤔

it’s been like 20 years like guess I’m just really never getting over them huh 😂

five-six-pickupstix

Literally me, I renew my obsession every 5 years or so, so I guess this is my life until I die?

me: *takes a deep breath*

me: i lo–

anyone who has spent 5 seconds around me, ever: yes, you love bob's burgers. we know. you love bob's burgers so much; it's the light of your life, you love it so much. you just love bob's burgers. we KNOW. you love bob's burgers. you fucking love bob's burgers, okay. we know, we get it. BOB'S BURGERS. WE GET IT.

#me #bob's burgers

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

u-know-u-luv-me

What the fuck!

bioware-critical

Have these people ever been outside

greenekangaroo

sometimes this post rolls back around and I make sure to reblog it to remind y’all that thinking that tumblr users are even remotely socially-justice superior and could be something like understanding human beings is a fucking mistake.

#This just perfectly encompasses everything I hate about this website

welp, i guess it's time to learn japanese so I can figure out what just happened here.

me, after finishing Red Data Girl anime on Netflix

#rdg #red data girl #anime #????????????

itachis-bird

WHINES LOUDLY

Okay but can we just talk about how good the storyline of ‘Red Data Girl’ is??? And how underrated it is??? And how terrible it is that the novELS ARENT EVEN AVAILABLE SO WE CAN NEVER TRULY KNOW THE ENDING EVEN IF WE WANTED TO BUY IT HELLO SOMEONE HELP ME I SPENT 12 HOURS WATCHING A BEAUTIFUL ANIME WITH 0 FANBASE YET 'FREE’ (which I love don’t get me wrong) HAS A HUGE FAN BASE AND THE STORY LINE ISNT NEARLY AS INVOLVED OR RICH WITH CULTURE HELLO HELLO WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED

five-six-pickupstix

CAN WE PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO TRANSLATE THE NOVELS PLEASE

#PLEASE #Red Data Girl #rdg

Just finished Red Data Girl on netflix

I’m pretty sure I only half understand what I just watched.

#red data girl #anime #what just happened #??????????

mangotea

2012 tumblr dashboard

nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs

WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?

“this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”

posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO

david karp unironically being called daddy

peasant

tenaflyviper

2015 tumblr dashboard:

Everything is about race or gender, even when it has absolutely nothing to do with either of those.

It’s okay to twist a news story to be something entirely different than what really happened, so long as it suits your purposes to do so.

It’s also okay to make up total bullshit, and circulate it as though it were truth.

You are only allowed to express sadness over what others demand that you talk or care about.

It’s not enough to be marginalized: You need several additional layers of extremely specific marginalization that exists nowhere outside of tumblr. You’re not “cool” unless you identify as a diabetic, octogender, buttersexual, transethnic can openerkin.

Sexuality in fandoms is horrible and wrong, except when women or minorities do it–then it’s totes okay.

All forms of media must be picked apart for anything even slightly “offensive”, because “oppressed” suburban teenagers have no distinction between fantasy and reality.

“Callout culture” is the new Salem witch hunt.

Ignorant teenagers that don’t understand what Communism actually is (and have apparently never picked up a history book), trying to convince others that “It might work this time!”.

Shoplifting is “cool” and “sticking it to the man”, even though it actually raises prices for everyone else, and hurts the employees far more than it could ever hurt the corporations.

You’re not allowed to be happy about anything ever. You need to be in a state of constant misery, or else you clearly don’t care about the world’s ills. This is because it reminds lonely, hypocritical teenage social outcasts with severe victimization complexes and entitlement issues about how completely alone they are outside of tumblr.