soft goth, softer tits

terminal theater kid // professional gamer girl // fucking idiot

[luckydicekirby]

sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

[sawed-on-shotgun]

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

One man's rent-lowering gunshot is another pervert's reason for following you.

[girlballs]

my crinkling scrinklet

[girlballs]

no it's good for her

[pocket-deer-belly]

it's really really funny to me that like "people under 18 might consume porn and that's generally fine actually" is some shocking take. like were you not also young once. is it not normal to develop sexually around the age of 12. is it not normal to experience sexual thoughts as a teen. like it's fucking absurd that we're suggesting mass surveillance of children to ensure they will never see a boob ever outside of a classroom instead of just teaching children how to interact with adult content safely. you're just arguing for abstinence again, plugging your ears going "lalala" when someone tells you that kids should learn about sex or they will have sex in worse more dangerous ways

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[dilfedit]

ROBIN WILLIAMS as Armand Goldman in The Birdcage (1996)

[chamerionwrites]

Stepping outta my lane a bit here but the longer I live on this bitch of an earth the more fervently I sympathize with all the historians saying that strictly speaking, nobody in 1500 or whenever was gay (or for that matter straight).

Like obviously it's fine to use more imprecise terms in casual conversation. And I do also get why it can come off as hairsplitting pedantry, but imo understanding this illuminates some extremely important things about not just the social construction of sexuality but the social construction of power in general

[chamerionwrites]

Straightness, masculinity, and whiteness all function exactly the same way, in that they are highly conditional categories defined only in opposition to something (ie, you can't ever really be securely straight or masculine or white; you can only be not-queered, not-feminized, not-othered. yet). In this essay I will

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[brightlotusmoon]

[san-sebastienne]

ok so is magneto’s uniform in the 2000 X-Men movie lowkey tacit holocaust inversion or am i just being touchy

[yourkillingfloor]

bit of a silly one today

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[san-sebastienne]

Thank god we have AI generated sculptures now so I do t have to waste my time on “creativity” and “artwork”

[yourkillingfloor]

[lilyblisslys]

why do male doms on here all talk like sephiroth

[lilyblisslys]

“Using you to feed my unquenchable hunger” shut the fuck up alucard, you’re making eating pussy sound cringe

[makingimages]

[shaneposting]

weird how some of you are so openly anti-kink when it’s obvious that nothing would make you harder than being first in line to throw tomatoes at people in the stocks for committing thought crimes

[shaneposting]

like rip if only you had been born in the 50s or 60s so you could’ve marched in the streets against the proposal to declassify homosexuality as a mental disorder

[shaneposting]

this includes those of you who justify your anti kink stance with the thin veneer of ‘kink is fine but it shouldn’t be normalised’

like wow. you don’t have a problem with kink in media you just think it should be kept private and not rammed down your throat? cool cool very original not heard that argument before about anything else