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any pronouns. f1, mcsr/mcyt, zelda. occasional outliers. icon by @desktop-alt-f4

[monster2001]

Sleep schedule gap relationship

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@fiveup

[natequarter]

i am going to get a bad grade in sleeping, something which is normal not to want but terribly easy to achieve.

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@fiveup

[animentality]

[sycamorality]

@fiveup

[bowenoke]

did you know if you are good enough at time management you can sleep 17 hours straight and not sleep at all the next night? the reviews are coming in, critics are raving: "this is not a good idea" and "please go to bed" "wow those are some eye bags, are you sick?"

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[emotionaldisregulation]

sooooooooo i should be sleeping buuuuut

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nerdi for u @fiveup

[fiveup]

okay wait i saw the fish ask and i need to know: whats your favourite bird :3

howdy silver silvertips :] okay so important context I am a marine biologist so the fish question was very easy for me. however i am also a general environmental scientist so this one is pretty slam-dunk too if not as detailed.

kingfishers: ironically this has nothing to do with fish. i mean kingfishers do but that’s not why they’re one of my favorites. they’re my favorites because they have infinite aura. that bird is cooler than you and they know it. fucking super little guys i adore them. what a banger bird. and don’t even get me started on dwarf kingfishers

red-tailed hawks: a classic. good bird of prey. very loud. beautiful coloration. they mate for life. occasionally they take over urban spaces to nest and there’s not much you can do about it because they’re protected (at least in the US). and i do love a good middle finger to the human race. sick ass feathers, great hunters, a heart full of love; what more could you ask for in a bird

scarlet macaws: can you tell i like colorful wings? look, this is another classic. for those uninformed, this is your stereotypical red-with-blue-and-yellow-accents ‘parrot.’ their noises are fucking awesome and they communicate by honking loudly at each other. plus they like to fight each other during mating season and I think that’s awesome

honorary mention to the albatross; i love you dearly, but i am already NOT beating the “ocean bias” allegations so, alas, my albatross monologue has to be shelved for the time being

[fiveup]

hi five whats your favourite fish

hi claire this is a really hard question but im going to do my best so please bear with me:

stereotypical answer: whale shark. biggest existing fish species (yes, as a type of carpet shark, they are fish) and so so fascinating. did you know they can maybe regenerate small parts of themselves?? and they can retract their eyeballs?? they're intelligent and will play with divers. plus they're just so so gorgeous

nerd answer: dragonfish. yes all of them. what an amazing example of evolving to fit your niche. bioluminescence itself is so cool (it's evolved independently a FUCK ton of different times) and the way these guys do it is like no one else. short and long-wave light?? unique ability to see far-red wavelengths underwater?? great job gang I'm so proud of you

obscure answer: devil's hole pupfish. these actually got less niche because the conservation effort to replicate their very specific environment and increase their population had a decent amount of attention, but they still fly under the radar. they are basically starving and also suffocating all the time. they have gorgeous coloration. they're only endemic to a single cave in Nevada. and to top it all off, they're so fucking inbred they make the House of Hanover look genetically diverse

[thewips]

we cannot pie chart, preemptive, pre craft our way out of this one boys

[dogged-breath]

time to fast loot, fort first, f3+c i guess

[fiveup]

"mcsr stands for minecraft speedru--" WRONG!!

making fun of whiteboys clowning on whiteboys shitting on whiteboys rad raddles :D

[chirp-featherfowl]

She was the best of us, killed by the worst of us.

(this is not a post about the watchers please. pleasse. please. please . please)

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

[charlesoberonn]

Kilo.

[aenthroppe]

Uniform.

[42beanbag]

November

[fabulousnomatterwhat]

Golf

[the-void-behind-the-slaughter]

Papa

[kastumoem]

Oscar

[1lluminae-files]

Whiskey

[unoriginalvideogamepun]

Papa.

[ward-leon]

Echo

[cottageslimelass]

November

[famdommcfanface]

India

[shelfperson]

Sierra

[bullet-soup]

[this-girl-loves-images]

Technology transparent PNGs

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[fiveup]

i didn’t realize i had accidentally clicked open someone’s blog and just spent the past 20 minutes scrolling through their page like it was my dashboard and wondering why all the posts i was liking had been reblogged in 2021. unrelatedly if anyone needs me i will be moving off the grid with immediate effect

[thelaurenshippen]

surely the next color-coded spreadsheet will fix me

[crowinthecorner]

@tessadoesstuff @desktop-alt-f4 @fiveup

[valtsv]

addicted to relationships where one person is a ghost but it's unclear who's haunting who

[valtsv]

am i haunting you or are you haunted by me? did i call you or am i the one answering? do you know which one of us died that night?

[sycamorality]

my frieands (ave, atlas, teri, ro and vesper) as kitty :)

[pigswithwings]

couldnt find any good reaction images online

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