fizzledlizzard

Im bad at Tumblr. fizzledlizzard.

[mushroam]

rip vine

[pokegon]

Best compilation yet

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[fadedfemales]

[incendavery]

an open letter

(patreon)

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[cazavampiros]

[manufrxcture]

honestly my favourite line from this show

[outskirts-of-nowhere]

my name is dog and wen i see a littel snek rite next tu me, altho he sez “on me dont tred” i walk rite up and lik his hed

[damnslippyplanet-archived]

Hey @unicornmagic, I think I found you some fanart for the snekverse.

[unicornmagic]

@damnslippyplanet

i am a snek both nice & gud and byte my Frend i nevr would a tender hart i bare insted of fangs for him who likt my hed ♡

[outrageauxbonnesmoeurs]

Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

[love-as-thou-wilt]

Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. 

[just-grasping-at-straws-deactiv]

I would like more female characters being this open

[wordsnquotes]

Sometimes, I’m the mess. Sometimes, I’m the broom. On the hardest days, I have to be both.

Rudy Francisco (via wordsnquotes)

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

being a female means avoiding eye contact with men to not draw attention to yourself as a potential target

[cooldude2819]

Being a male mean avoiding eye contact with women because they might think we are ugly

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

hmm yes being a target of abuse is equivalent to thinking you’re ugly

[fempoli]

this is literally it. male idea of oppression is women not being sexually available to them when they want them to be. that’s why whiny internet men cry so much about the friend zone. this is literally it for them.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood

awfully relevant.

[glosshobi]

[fizzledlizzard]

my wife: i'm leaving you

me: why?

my wife: you feel the need to use the alignment chart in every aspect of life and i can't take it anymore

me, quietly: lawful evil behavior

[fizzledlizzard]

Me: *temporarily chills* 💪 i am improving

Me ten seconds later: ah i was Mistaken

[problematicselfie-deactivated20]

The absence of women in history is man made.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

How petty

[skeptikhaleesi]

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

[whatbigotspost]

Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of. 

[urulokid]

From her Wikipedia page: “Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

“I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.”

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard

[naamahdarling]

These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”

They gave up.

They couldn’t handle it.

Losers. 

Teenage girls are amazing.

[damegreywulf]

Here’s a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports aren’t co-ed.

It’s not to “make it fair” on women. It’s because men are scared of being beaten by women.

[dustdotorg]