Overconscientious Leaf

If you don't know history, then you don't know anything. You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree. Edward Fletcher | 33 | History Teacher

[loganoshea]

She’s my moms, they called her Nyiah. I would have gone for something like Zelda, but whatever.

[fl-e-tch]

Oh, well it would have been nice to have a puppy on campus. Zelda like the video game?

[the-christopherwoods-blog]

It is, yes. The buildings are absolutely magnificent. It must’ve cost a fortune to build such a beautiful campus.

[fl-e-tch]

Not particularly, back in the day they had cheap laborers for hire put up the initial structure and then over the years architects added to the figures. The architects themselves might have charged a bit but if converted to today's dollars it still wouldn't be very much. And besides, a private institution such as this doesn't necessarily have reservations with money so they went above and beyond with the appearances. All the better to draw in a crowd with.

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[becca-paxton]

Erm, yes, but I’m not that great compared to the other scholarship students. Like, oh Austin and Spencer! They’re super smart, but they graduated already so I guess they can’t count anymore. It’s not that brave. Everyone here is really nice about it. At least, I’ve only run into people that are really nice about it. I don’t know about anyone else.

[fl-e-tch]

Well in that case, lucky you. As a teacher I get to see a wider variety of students daily and not everyone is quite as welcoming. 

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[scarlett-argent-blog]

I suppose you don’t teach the university students, do you?

[fl-e-tch]

I do not. But I do offer tutoring sessions to university students that might be having trouble.

[the-christopherwoods-blog]

My goodness, this campus is absolutely lovely! Christopher has shown me a wondrous amount of pictures, but they obviously do not do it justice.

[fl-e-tch]

Oh yes, it's a beauty isn't it? And it's been upstanding for decades in all its architectural glory.

[akitonxryver-blog]

"All I wanted was a coffee, not a phone number. How much do I have to pay to get in and out of a coffee shop in a reasonable amount of time?"

[fl-e-tch]

It's the price to pay for being handsome, I suppose.

[loganoshea]

I think I’m in love. I’m going to take her to Vegas and we’re going to get married. 

[fl-e-tch]

...That's illegal. Cute dog though. Have you named her?

[s-davies-blog]

According to a customer, my eyebrows are ‘on point.’ I’m assuming that’s some sort of compliment, so thank you, kind stranger.

[fl-e-tch]

That is indeed a compliment and might I agree, your eyebrows are very on point.

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[smd-aniel-blog]

Teach, I’m going to have to stop you right there because there is still a month left of summer and surprisingly enough I didn’t have to go to summer school, so no. Just no.

[fl-e-tch]

Oh come on now, I don't stop you from blithering on about the things you love.

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[sapphiremaddox]

[a smirk slides across her lips as she shakes her head up at him] Well, Fletch. I think you’ve done the impossible and got me to respect a teacher. I almost wish I get your class this upcoming year. Though, with my luck, I’ll probably be stuck with Tremble again.

[fl-e-tch]

I am most humbled and honored. You do know you can request classes, right? With specific teachers?

And Mr. Temble isn't all that bad. A little frightening, yes, but not bad. He's a brilliant man if I've ever seen one.

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[jenchickencooper-blog]

[she pauses, a smile growing on her face] Yo, that’d be so cool. I’d actually really love that. I always end up learning a shit ton of the stuff we learn from my dad, so class is always so boring for me. I mean, shit like math or whatever throws me for a loop, but History is so easy. Not to mention, some of the people are so fucking stupid. Oh fuck, this is going to be so cool!

[fl-e-tch]

Your father, he's a teacher too, right?

I'm glad you're excited. Honestly, if you were interested in something like this you should have mentioned it sooner.

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[serena-howlett-blog]

Not me, that’s for damn sure.

[fl-e-tch]

And why's that?

[fl-e-tch]

Questions not usually asked

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8:Do you have freckles?

9:Do you always smile for pictures?

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

14:Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16:How many people have you slept with this week?

17:What size is your bed?

18:What is your Song of the week?

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20:Do you still watch cartoons?

21:Whats your least favorite movie?

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23:What do you drink with dinner?

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25:What is your favorite food?

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31:Can you change the oil on a car?

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33:Ever ran out of gas?

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36:What is your usual bedtime?

37:Are you lazy?

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40:How many languages can you speak?

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43:Are you stubborn?

44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45:Ever watch soap operas?

46:Are you afraid of heights?

47:Do you sing in the car?

48:Do you sing in the shower?

49:Do you dance in the car?

50:Ever used a gun?

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53:Is Christmas stressful?

54:Ever eat a pierogi?

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57:Do you believe in ghosts?

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59:Take a vitamin daily?

60:Wear slippers?

61:Wear a bath robe?

62:What do you wear to bed?

63:First concert?

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65:Nike or Adidas?

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69:Ever take dance lessons?

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71:Can you curl your tongue?

72:Ever won a spelling bee?

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74:Own any record albums?

75:Own a record player?

76:Regularly burn incense?

77:Ever been in love?

78:Who would you like to see in concert?

79:What was the last concert you saw?

80:Hot tea or cold tea?

81:Tea or coffee?

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83:Can you swim well?

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85:Are you patient?

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

87:Ever won a contest?

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

89:Which are better black or green olives?

90:Can you knit or crochet?

91:Best room for a fireplace?

92:Do you want to get married?

93:If married, how long have you been married?

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96:Do you have kids?

97:Do you want kids?

98:Whats your favorite color?

99:Do you miss anyone right now?

Bombard my inbox!

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[fredtheredheadricks-blog]

"Dude holy balls. I’d be willing to give my left testicle for an in to this connection. She’s right around my sister’s age. Sky’s getting ready to turn eight. For now he is, little baby thing, but I’ve got a cage for him and everything. He is, I’ve let him wander the apartment a couple times. He’s real chill, named him after Buzz Lightyear’s dad from Toy Story. Zorg is a beast."

[fl-e-tch]

Then why on earth haven't you signed Sky up to be a scout so you can get cookies for free instead of giving up your testicles!? Wait...Zorg is Buzz Lightyear's dad? What?! You're ruining me, kid, ruining me!

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[the-christian-graham-deactivate]

History isn’t my strong suit. [He shrugged]

[fl-e-tch]

That's ok, nobody ever starts off great at anything. Practice makes perfect and all that. Have you tried tutoring?

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[jenchickencooper-blog]

[she pauses for a long time] Seriously?

[fl-e-tch]

Absolutely. My classes end at 3:30 and after that I generally do tutoring but I can push tutoring up to 4:30 if you'd genuinely be interested in side lessons. Because you'd be ahead of the curriculum I can arrange for you to be excused from the day class so you could take another course in its place or take an extra-curricular. Like I said, Ms. Cooper, I cam here to spread my knowledge and I'd never deny a student the opportunity to learn.

[fl-e-tch]

Who's ready for Hitler?

[fredtheredheadricks-blog]

"Bro, I had hook ups with the thin mints I wouldn’t need anything else in this life. Well thats good like I count myself and it as pretty decent buds, so I’m glad its reciprocated. Hey, his name was Nibbler for a reason Fletch. He was a pretty cute little fucker, eh? I got a gnarly new addition, little ball python named Zorg."

[fl-e-tch]

Well what if I told you that I do have the hook ups with thin mints. In the form of a seven year old niece! Ball pythons are not little-well, they are compared to other snakes but not little by normal pet standards. Is Zorg house broken?