[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

we mcfreakin lost her, doctor

[ghostbustinggays]

*french tucks pajama shirt into sweatpants* for tan france

[lake-erie]

me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 me:

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

they: wyd me: 

[ruinedchildhood]

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[trouserweasel]

meet me in the fucking conversation pit

[obsessedwithethanhawke]

Ethan Hawke photographed by Peter Lindbergh, 2019.

[sumikatt]

No cops at pride just Lizzo and her flute

[santas-clauze]

[santas-clauze]

[thebluthcompany]

[grumsal]

[mesopelagic]

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

[mesopelagic]

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

[chris-evans]

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) dir. Martin Scorsese

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[toastbutteregg]

[sushigirlfriend]

banner hung on the statue of liberty this afternoon by activists