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Wenn sich ein IT Experte Computerzubehör bestellt, auf was wartet er dann?
📦Auf die Sendung mit der Maus! 🖱️
What do you call a belt made of watches?
Wie nennt man es, wenn sich das Haustier übergibt?
I've lost three days already.
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Thank god, it‘s ★彡 Flachwitz-Freitag 彡★
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#excel #buchhaltung
#FlachwitzFabrik #flachwitze #flachwitz #humor #kalauer #witzdestages #wortwitz #memekultur #flachwitzfreitag #tgif
Was bekommt eine ältliche Buchhalterin? Die Excel-Jahre!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat? She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not!
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📅 February, 22nd
😻 NATIONAL CAT DAY (Neko-no-kinenbi)
🇯🇵 in Japan
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#Neko-no-kinenbi #nationalcatday
#FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday #dad jokes
Thank god, it‘s ★彡 Flachwitz-Freitag 彡★
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≡≡ Flach, flacher, ≡≡
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I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
─────────────── 📅 February, 17th 🥬 NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY 🇺🇸 ───────────────
I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying.
I guess I have some emotional cabbage.
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📅 February, 17th
🥬 NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY 🇺🇸
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Today completes 1 year since i started paying the gym and i'm still fat!
I think I'll need to go there personally and check what's wrong!
For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.
─────────────── 📅 February, 14th 💝 VALENTINE‘S DAY 💐 ───────────────
Thank god, it‘s ★彡 Flachwitz-Freitag 彡★
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≡≡ Flach, flacher, ≡≡
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What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y
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