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🏭 Flachwitze frisch vom Band ⚙️ oder alt aus dem Lager 🕸️ jenseits der Fremdschämgrenze 🙈 📅 Immer am #Flachwitzfreitag und zu besonderen #Jahrestagen And also in English for some #dadjokes Flach, flacher, ≡≡ FLΔCHWITZ•FΔBRIK ≡≡ #FlachwitzFabrik #flachwitz #flachwitze

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Wenn sich ein IT Experte Computerzubehör bestellt, auf was wartet er dann?

📦Auf die Sendung mit der Maus! 🖱️

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What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

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Wie nennt man es, wenn sich das Haustier übergibt?

Mieze-Kotze 🙀🤮

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I've lost three days already.

─────────────── 📅 March, 3rd 😻 IRISH WHISKEY DAY 🌍 International ───────────────

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Thank god, it‘s ★彡 Flachwitz-Freitag 彡★

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#excel #buchhaltung

#FlachwitzFabrik #flachwitze #flachwitz #humor #kalauer #witzdestages #wortwitz #memekultur #flachwitzfreitag #tgif

Was bekommt eine ältliche Buchhalterin? Die Excel-Jahre!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat? She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not!

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📅 February, 22nd

😻 NATIONAL CAT DAY (Neko-no-kinenbi)

🇯🇵 in Japan

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#Neko-no-kinenbi #nationalcatday

#FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday #dad jokes

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Thank god, it‘s ★彡 Flachwitz-Freitag 彡★

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I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying. I guess I have some emotional cabbage.

─────────────── 📅 February, 17th 🥬 NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY 🇺🇸 ───────────────

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I remember when I was a kid, I opened my fridge and noticed one of my vegetables were crying.

I guess I have some emotional cabbage.

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📅 February, 17th

🥬 NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY 🇺🇸

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Today completes 1 year since i started paying the gym and i'm still fat!

I think I'll need to go there personally and check what's wrong!

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For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.

─────────────── 📅 February, 14th 💝 VALENTINE‘S DAY 💐 ───────────────

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Thank god, it‘s ★彡 Flachwitz-Freitag 彡★

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y

─────────────── 📅 February, 9th 🦷 NATIONAL TOOTHACHE DAY 🇺🇸 ───────────────