matty's little brother gave my daughter a nerf gun for christmas and she opened it early and has been shooting at me since 7am
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matty's little brother gave my daughter a nerf gun for christmas and she opened it early and has been shooting at me since 7am
We find hats for our dogs every year
alanthegrinchashby replied to your post:alanthegrinchashby replied to your photo:"Daddy, I...
TAKE THE GIRL FOR A WALK
but i'm tired
alanthegrinchashby replied to your photo:"Daddy, I want to go on a walk, right now." ...
i will steal her
please do she keeps hitting me for closing my eyes
"Daddy, I want to go on a walk, right now."
"Pippa, it's 6am, can you let Daddy sleep a little longer?"
"No. I don't care. You're lazy. Time to get up, I'm cute, I deserve this."
sunsdrown replied to your post:sunsdrown replied to your post:listen i didnāt die...
the messiah
i'm an athiest
sunsdrown replied to your post:listen i didnāt die but my daughter called me...
iām gonna tell the dogs youāre gonna take them for a walk
who are you
listen i didn't die but my daughter called me 'dad' today and i feel so blessed
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Good morning from Pippa. She wants everyone to know that she got a fox hat from Daddy and says to not sing 'the fox song' or she'll yell. #prouddad
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cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and itās so irritating. like itās annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. ācome and get meā hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. itās just like. fuck you. iām annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh myĀ fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
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flackodanes is laughing his head off downstairs
he's not kicking me out he's just bitching in my ear and he thinks it bothers me but i tune him out