anfangen ist leicht, beharren eine kunst.

they might not need me; but they might. i'll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity. - emily dickinson

[cikero]

all of science fiction: human beings will resent A.I and robots and will never trust them

real human beings: I had to apologize to my roomba for stepping on him today I felt so bad he cleaned my whole house and I just stomped on him

[cydonian-mystery-deactivated201]

Scifi 2019: Elite police officers are trained to hunt down robots that are forbidden from returning to Earth. They call it “retirement” as a euphemism.

Real 2019: The entire internet mourns a beloved Mars rover that gave a haunting final message as its 15 year life came to an end.

[nocontextstarkid]

[greyannis]

A gif for Mermay!

[gallusrostromegalus]

This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

[ohfugecannada]

[vernalpoolsinc]

I checked the notes looking for these exact frames and was not disappointed.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[vanessakirby]

do you ever associate the word “girlfriend” with wlw so much that you forget straight boys have girlfriends

[awkwardlesbian]

Straight boys have what now

[girlactionfigure]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[seinheit]

WIG??

[gundambarbatos]

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

[jui-ci-fer]

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

[eyestothesun]

As long as I can keep the cash after.

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

[astrodidact]

[darkalleysunflower]

[whereimfeminine]

Rose Mallinger, who was killed at the Tree of Life Synagogue yesterday, was 97 years old. 97 years. She lived through the Holocaust, was on this earth, a young woman as 6 million Jewish people were killed for being Jewish. Spent her whole life surrounded by people who looked at the atrocities of the Holocaust and said “never again.” Lived 97 years and died at the hands of a gunman who killed her for being Jewish. 

[oldergod-deactivated20191130]

the cullens are just a coven of gay vampires with no idea what the fuck they’re doing but sticking together out of solidarity 

[cyelatm]

[flaggums]

o shit im back after like a MONTH because i lost my pw and just got back in. im guessing i’ve missed... a lot. but also since i’ve been fine without it, i may delete it. who knows.

[lost-moonlight]

Ariel Leung

[bishiebot-deactivated20170620]

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”

and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair