This is so on brand for him, he looooves hanging out with scuzzy straight boys lmao

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This is so on brand for him, he looooves hanging out with scuzzy straight boys lmao
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peoples reactions to ethel cain posting a nude tamer than many in public art museums reminds me of that post on here where ppl were saying they saw old topless women at pride and because they didn't consent and because their bodies were undesirable, it was a form of sexual harassment.
same shit here of ppl saying it's sexual harassment to just experience a queer woman's nonsexualized body existing because they view it as inherently predatory and then thats amplified even moreso by transmisogyny. like man we're never gonna fuckin free the nipple at this rate. it's some real Right To Comfort bullshit to think that trans women need the consent of.. i guess everyone on earth? before daring to exist in their bodies?
also this is more of an aside but in general i wish everyone could just be normal about the human body. i think everyone needs to go to a nude beach or a communal bath or something similar at least once in their lives.
Through the development of nuclear fusion and research accelerators, Hitachi is helping to secure energy sources and develop cutting-edge sc
At some point in the past year, my brain has refiled "Hitachi" into the category of "particle accelerator companies," which my friends fine very funny for some reason
"Hitachi has been generating a lot of buzz in the industry lately, they're real movers and shakers when it comes to their investment apparatus too – wait what's so funny"
"Can we use my Hitachi" she shyly asks, before reducing your body to radioactive plasma with a two megawatt deuteron beam.
Happy Easter everyone, let us not forget His sacrifice for us
john swoletrane’s giant reps is one of those instant vocabulary changing phrases
Harrowhark is like the only citizen in the entire empire who knows about YouTube and diet coke and possibly even cocaine do you ever think about that
tfw you spend your entire life trying to impress your extremely abusive grandfather-father so that you can tell yourself he really loves you and you’re making him proud and you deserve to have lived and not been killed by your mother age six so you have to become the best sharpest prettiest weapon in His arsenal. and you can’t, you’ll never be enough with your prodigal sibling casting such a long shadow, so you usurp their place, execute their grand plan, and maybe THEN it’ll be enough. But in your final hour they manage to come back and tell you that everything you’ve worked for is a lie and there was never anything but violence and abuse in your life and you can’t even feel how devastating it is because the god you are bound to has taken your body and your name and last scrap of humanity and made you an act of violence incarnate. no more orin…….
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inspired by your posts I am playing bg3 (doing the dark urge run) and it's so funny that despite being a layered, tragic figure, at her core Orin IS your cringe little sister who embarrasses you in front of your friends because she's weird. And also one of the best characters in the game. Wild!
she is everything. she is sacrificial lamb she is metastasized rot she is doomed by the narrative and dead from the beginning and unsaveable she is a tool in her grandpa-father-god’s arsenal she is a serial killer she is murder incarnate she is a pile of viscera on the ground of her father’s temple and she is your dweeby little sister who keeps showing up to embarrass you at work with her little pranks who wants you to break up with your stupid ex boyfriend already. also she is an artist❤️
I love half-dwarf Kieran SO MUCHHH it actually makes me crazy. He is the grandson of Flemythal. He’s descended from Titans. You know he spends his adult life doing freaky shit in the deep roads. Its in his blood. The entire elf-dwarf thing plus hes half human. Mr Worldwide. Depending on choices, his uncle is the king of Orzammar. He grew up navigating court life. Can you imagine the next World Event in Thedas involves him. He descends a staircase in Orzammar’s palace as the camera pans up just like his mommy AAUUGHH
the disbelief you must feel as aeducan, someone who’s been trained to fight in the deep roads all your life, when you get to ostagar and are informed left and right that darkspawn are the consequence of human sin. actually, your people are an unfortunate footnote in a story that isn’t about you. you’re collateral damage in a moral lesson being taught to somebody else. you live in the last city clinging to life in an apocalypse and meanwhile on the surface they’ve been using their four hundred year break between blights to sit around telling each other how this is all their fault and not once has this inspired them to do anything at all to help you
your people form the backbone of everything their greatest powers have, for better or worse, achieved. you are standing in a ruin that marks the ancient human empire with the largest looming shadow on their world, and yet its towers still had to be built by dwarven hands in order to last. the most elite and admired of their soldiers can only claim their skills descend from your berserkers. the gift of the stone, the lyrium that your miners provide, is all that permits their tranquil enchanters to achieve anything, all that permits their so-called holy templars to keep at bay the magic they fear so much. is that going to stop them from forgetting you exist when they can’t get something from you? is that going to stop them from writing you off as jokes, thinking of you only as the addictions and criminality your people turn to in their desperation, painting you as greedy villains who care only for yourselves? i guess not. it’s cold comfort to know that if orzammar fell, if one day there was no more lyrium and no more warriors between them and the deeps, then they would never be able to forget
fascinated by sten if you promise to pay kaitlyn in redcliffe for the green blade. he has no approval change if you overpay or promise to give it back later, +2 approval if you pay 1 gold, -3 approval if you underpay, and if you refuse to pay at all he will apparently give -10 approval and literally take a gold from your inventory forcibly to give to her?
What is going on with the Valmonts?
Celene is 37 by the time of the Inquisition. Yet she remains childless and apparently never had husband? Florianne is also childless (that we know of) and similarly unmarried. Gaspard was married once - thank the Maker - but his wife has been dead for about 20 years. And they also had no children! He didn't even remarry to get some children from another bride. And he's 30 years older than Celene too!
Why does that dynasty make no sense?
bioware loves to create hereditary dynasties and then give nobody any heirs to torment me personally. hope this helps
adding my own tags bc they shouldve been the main post:
#ITS INSANEEEEEE. ITS INSANE.#like sure. maybe celene never marries. maybe we wrote enough haphazard misogyny into this world that it makes sense for her#to pull an elizabeth i or whatever.#but that’s an ISSUE. when power is intended to pass from parent to child that’s a serious political issue!#everyone should be talking about celene not having an heir of her own or#making any effort to safeguard the future of the empire by trying.#this is the REASON her cousin gaspard still has so much sway! because she hasn’t provided an alternative!#she hasn’t even married to make it look vaguely like there is a possibility of her having a child at some future date#and you’re telling me gaspard also has no children... what are the two of them even#doing all this for like we’re dying out next generation anyway COME ON.#it feels sooo narratively obvious to me to have gaspard be the family man#and press that angle against celene presenting himself as the stable option#and as no matter what the father of the future emperor/empress bc celene will have to pass the throne to his kids even if she outlives him#look these systems are evil and someone's perceived ability to rule the country#being based on their ability to get straight married and have bio kids is. as i think history has proved. a bad idea#celene's gay and it would be fucked up to ask this of her even if she wasn't#though i do think her 'self-sacrificing' by taking on the 'burden' of killing thousands of elves and then drawing the line at#getting married is somewhat telling of what she's actually willing to do for her nation. but i digress.#if this IS the system in place rulers are going to act accordingly and people are going to care very very much whether or not they do#anyway my vote is for florianne to be a deadbeat mother bc i think that's funny.
i wish there had been popular male love interests who were archers and blood mages because then i would get to see more art romanticising & sexualising those things
dragon age twt au? dragon age twt au. HAWKE X INQUISITION EDITION
sorry for not spacing these out more but i have worms infesting my brains and they’re all sending me psychic attacks related to dragon age.
He's literally fine he's just got a cracked skull and wrenched limb and an open wound and he's bleeding and deafened and has a broken bone
A lot of people are offering very kind advice on this post and I must clarify that I have beat this game 4 times. I know what I’m doing, I am simply neglecting him 💖