the witch's bookshelf

[wingsseni]

hiii i love your art so much and i saw your doodles on tiktok. please post ilya with younger ilya and tiny hollanov etc too 😭 i’m obsessed with those <3

thank you so much for liking them 🥹 here ya go <3 i can't post all of it but i think these are the most relevant ones ?

[rialtostation]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[catgirlbignaturals]

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

[roger-rozander]

St. Ilya patron saint of casual situationships

Canonized for his martyrdom of being dumped just when he thought his FWB of 6 years might be ready to take the next step. If you ever feel like you might be catching feels for your fuckbuddy, pray to Saint Ilya by saying these words: "Hollander. Hollander."

Inspired by this gifset by @firstprinced , by orthodox christian iconography and the thoughts in my head which, too, keep having a religious experience whenever i think about hockey yaoi (exorcisms welcome).

*did i cover up his nipple on purp-- uhhh have you ever seen a saint with nipples?? yeah, i didn't think so.

[timelapse]

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

x

[sugarkaanes]

IM GONNA THROW UP THE WAY SHANE TURNS HIS HEAD IN LOVE WHEN THEY NOSE BOOP UGH. UGHHH

[tinylilemrys]

Just thinking about Ilya making the playoffs for the first time with the Cens and getting texts from Yuna and David about it.

Yuna's one is like, "HOLY SHIT THE CENTAURS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS! I never thought I'd be so excited to say that. 😂 This is such a huge achievement and I couldn't be more proud of you! This means I'm finally going to have to cave and by an Ottawa jersey. Don't tell David I told you, but he's still drying his eyes about it. Bubbly when you and Shane come over on Saturday for SURE, okay? Love you lots. SO proud."

And David's is like, "You did it, Cap! I know how hard you worked for this and it's paid off. We'll be cheering you on for every game. I am so unbelievably proud of you, kiddo. Love you lots - can't wait to see you and Shane on Saturday."

And Ilya just sits there unable to breathe because he's never had a text like this after making the playoffs except maybe from Svetlana. He replies to the messages, eyes blurry with tears, and spends the rest of the night opening them at random times, just overwhelmed by how loved he truly is.

[mymansmoon]

shane's face after ilya picks him up my god he's so turned on. this guy is 200lbs of pure muscle he follows a diet other professional athletes have never even heard of and spends half his life in the gym, the other half muscling big strong hockey players out the way to get to a puck. and ilya just lifted him right off the ground and is ferrying him over to the bed where he Is Going To Fuck Him. my sweet steaming-engine-brain shane has never blanked so hard in his life. he's barely a person in this moment he is just Hormone

[graceebooks]

#if you are a person who is not little and have ever been picked up easily by a partner for the first time in your life... u get it

[mina-logan]

I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.

[patrocles]

in 2003 the nhl said yes we will draft the emo quebeqois twink goalie first overall and we will NEVER recreate this kind of magic again

[sandseapyaar]

I just think Ilya's birthday sex fantasy every year would be him making Shane come over and over again so he can end the night fucking a writhing and quivering, overstimulated Shane.

Shane has the same fantasy for his birthday.

[dailyhollanovgifs]

you still want? I still want

[gaygoatshane]

draft age accurate shane hollander

[jakeyjake22diary]

sleepy shane 😣

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[ottawacentaurshq]

#hudconweek2026 ↳  Favorite Joint Appearance

[handsywoman]

Physical touch is a primary love language and essential human need that communicates love, safety, and emotional connection through non-verbal, physical contact.

[transthatmasc]

Saw something earlier that mentioned Ilya becoming a PWHL coach when he retires and it’s completely rewritten my concept of Ilya as a character.

Yes absolutely he is becoming a PWHL coach. He’s doing constant promotional work to expand the league and its audience and doing interviews where he talks shit about all the creeps and losers in and running the NHL. “if me and my husband, Shane Hollander, had been female hockey players, we would have been criminally under paid and almost entirely ignored despite our epic love story. These women take their jobs incredibly seriously and play outstanding hockey. Of course some of them want to kiss each other. Would happen more in the NHL if the vile behavior of some players was not both tolerated and supported by teammates, coaches, and administrators.”

His players love him, the owners don’t understand his methods but can’t argue with results, and the NHL is actively pursuing their second defamation lawsuit against him even as they are actively trying to prevent Luca from doing public appearances with his new husband.

Now that they have his undivided attention, Shane becomes a regular guest commentator for PWHL games (never for Ilya’s team though, he’s in the stadium for those generally) and becomes a highly regarded figure for many PWHL fans.

Also, Shane Hollander loves lesbians. He goes out for mojitos and grain bowls with some of the women from Ilya’s team every month and they all get a little tipsy and grill each other about hockey stats and house renovations. He suddenly discovers the appeal of arranging play dates for your kids when he can hang out with some of the other SAPs and talk about play off chances and the fact that the team is on a road trip during the local spring break week while the kids play with foam blocks in the living room.