The Misery Chick

Girly geek. 

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very unpopular opinion (WARNING: some fans will hate me for this)

i don’t get why everyone loves breaking bad?… i brought up to my friends how i watched the first two episodes of breaking bad 2 years ago and stopped because it was so boring and they all attacked and lectured me into giving it another chance and now we’re in the year of our Lord 2017 and i’m on episode 6 and i still hate it i don’t get it 

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I went through two seasons and never got into it. Most of my friends kept telling me it was gonna pick up and I would get hooked, but it never clicked. I think I couldn’t identify with Walter because making meth didn’t seem to me like his only solution. Plus, Skyler was the only person behaving rationally and she was being villainized.

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YES thank you everyone now i don’t feel like i’m crazy or completely missing something

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

I had the same reaction. Why should I be invested in his transition to a villain when he's already being an asshole and rapes his pregnant wife right at the beginning.

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me waking up in the morning

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Ditto.

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I guess you could say that’s a….. racist pig

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oh so it aint even a subtle thing.

[ashncole]

This movie went over so many heads

[oldpinkyena]

This movie covers racism very gracefully and it’s really amazing

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

A pigot

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

My brilliant business plan

So, for something that is shown in movies, food fights seem pretty rare. My plan is to buy a warehouse and decorate it to look like a cafeteria. Charge people entry and they get a cafeteria tray loaded with baked beans/spaghetti/mashed potato on a cafeteria tray. Then everyone just goes nuts! Extra food is donated and the offruns can be used for compost!

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

When playing RPG's

"If you're all poor, then why is there so much loot lying around? There's coins just scattered on the ground!"

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Sometimes I feel like hiding depression is like forcing a smile. When I’m doing it I feel really gross and stupid. I assume everyone else can tell I’m faking it, but they don’t.

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Their casting was inspired.

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Curtains as changing room doors... Just why? Trying to hold the curtain closed while trying to wriggle into skinny jeans is so fucking hard!

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Am I the only person who doesn't know how to use their microwave properly so I only use the 30sec button every time?

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

It's so weird that in pirate shows/movies the really bad guys have black flags because traditionally red meant they showed no mercy and took no prisoners. Black flags weren't as bad.

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

I met one of my boyfriend's old friends at a wedding and we got into an intense conversation about anime. He was leaving and yelled "goodbye my anime buddy!" I replied, "Your ani-mate!" and he lost it! Best wedding ever.

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Listening to alt-rock while looking out the bus window and feeling like I'm in an indie movie.

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I look up horror shows and movie plots because the story is interesting but I am too much of a wimp.

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

The biggest unrealistic expectation sitcoms gave me is how easy it is for unqualified/under-qualified people to get jobs. 

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[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Holy shit, I never realized that's Tatiana Maslany! Nadia was totally a clone, headcanon accepted.

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Dear Funko, why no Mulan figurines? You have so many other older disney princesses like Princess Jasmin, Ariel, Belle etc She is a BAMF and I need one in my life asap!

[heretotakemyplace]

They’re making one! 

And in her blue dress, no less. 

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

This made my day! Thanks :)

[flameprincessphoebefinn]

Dear Funko, why no Mulan figurines? You have so many other older disney princesses like Princess Jasmin, Ariel, Belle etc She is a BAMF and I need one in my life asap!