Yorkie's Talkies

Here's a bunch of stuff I find funny or relate to.

[sovietnam]

[theweirdwideweb]

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[zagreus]

my only goal in life is to destroy the space-time continuum

[koth-harvest-final]

AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODY

[zagreus]

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[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

[unclegrimsley]

[taunyatta]

[ Nugget has joined your team as manager ]

[everythingfox]

Baby lizard sleeping inside a rose

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[everythingfox]

“Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him… smart doggy :)”

(Source)

[everythingfox]

Kiwi and his goth gf

[markrosewater]

Why does Shatter the Sky care about "big" creatures in a positive way? Shouldn't white care more about having small creatures?

Part of making white better is pushing the boundaries a little about what shite can care about.

[n7brendan]

[engimemeing]

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[time-trippin-ride-deactivated20]

[brainplaguerewind]

[donburi0219-deactivated20210413]

2020.1.1 今年もよろしくお願いします！

[niuniente]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

[peachcookie]

As the decade closes out, don’t forget to remember the heroes