Just Another Bi Yoongi Stan

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[thedefinitionofinteresting]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Top Ilya Rozanov, Bottom Shane Hollander, Autistic Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog, POV Ilya Rozanov, Jealous Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov is a Menace, Possessive Ilya Rozanov, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollanders shared calendar, Canon Compliant, Author only knows a little bit of hockey, Freak for freak shane and ilya, Ilya Rozanov is Whipped, Ilya Rozanov is Trying His Best, Competition, Trying to out freak Shane Hollander, Idiots in Love, Author knows nothing about fitness, Author is an android girly but Shane definitely is an Apple watch kind of guy, sorry for any inaccuracies, will add more tags for further chapters, gotta see how freaky they get, Author is Asexual Summary:

inspired by butimnomickey on tumblr: prompt was;

Shane logs sex as cardio on his fitness tracking apps and Ilya has secretly noticed this. But sometimes Shane doesn’t deem the sex physical enough and doesn’t log it - Ilya takes this personally and starts experimenting with sex to see what Shane does and doesn’t log.

[cloudabserk]

based on this post:

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[bugshroom]

my mind palace is not up to code

[gaynehollander]

Okay, so, Ilya finally convinces Shane to make a sex tape but Shane has some conditions. Physical media only, nothing touches the cloud, and it has to be stored in a location where no one else will ever find it, neither by accident nor by dedicating their life to hunting it down. So that's how they end up with an old school camcorder, bought off Etsy, and a Eurograde, solid steel safe with anti-drill plates and live locking bolts, hidden behind a painting.

Not that anyone will ever get in there but if they were to, they would find rows upon rows of VHS tapes of the most extensive collection of truly depraved amateur pornography starring the two of them.

[penandinkprincess]

okay but hudson saying that playing shane actually made his muscles sore and stiff because of how tense shane is all the time makes me laugh imagining ilya offering a massage in what was meant to just be playful foreplay, but then he starts doing it and is just 🤨🤨 jesus??? 🤨🤨 hollander, do you have muscles that AREN'T knots??? 🤨

and at first shane keeps trying to turn over because this foreplay is taking too long, and ilya is just *tsk noise and shoving his head back into the pillow but in a way that's never been less sexual between them in their entire time together* stay down, hollander, this is painful to witness how the fuck do you skate with these fucked muscles-

[hollanov248108]

Hayden Pike, jerking awake at 3am, vividly remembering the time he read one of Lily’s nasty texts over Shane’s shoulder and loudly proclaimed “damn that’s hot bro” and realizing he was actually saying that about Ilya: oh fuck

Ilya, waking up from the best sleep he’s had in weeks: huh, weird

[gaynehollander]

Ilya so immediately clocked Shane's little autistic flirting in that Saskatchewan parking lot but I honestly don't think Shane clocked it himself so, years later, when Ilya talks about it as "Shane coming onto him" and Shane goes "hello??? I just wanted to introduce myself??" Ilya just says, "Shane, the apple of my eye, the light of my life, my breeze in a stuffy room, my sunshine in the dead of winter, when have you ever willingly initiated small talk with another person?" and Shane is forced to concede that, yes, looking back, he was flirting.

[penandinkprincess]

i know in my heart that ilya learns the phrase "god forbid women do anything" and uses it to defend anya being naughty ALL the time

so WHAT if she chewed up a shoe? god forbid women do anything. 🙄

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane and ilya getting so used to sleeping curled up together that they wake up if they drift apart

mainly because if it's ilya who wakes up first, he shifts over in bed to snuggle close to wherever shane has wriggled off to, curling back up around him and drifting off again, content

whereas if it's shane who wakes up, it's more *bleary, confused searching* *target sighted* *YANK across the mattress to slide ilya back into place next to him* *settles back down while sighing happily like an angel while ilya is still ?!?! about getting AGGRESSIVELY relocated*

[subsequentibis]

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

[gaynehollander]

I feel like I've seen several posts about how good Shane is at poker and I firmly subscribe to that belief but here's what I find interesting. Playing poker against Shane is when Ilya realises that Shane actually isn't a bad liar. He's just bad at hiding his desire from Ilya. Actually, when playing against him he has no fucking tells. None at all. And Ilya knows him. He knows his face. He knows how to read him. He recognises every minute shift of his features. He has every microexpression catalogued. And yet. Shane. keeps. winning. Ilya tries everything, every trick in the book. He tries to distract Shane, tries to catch him off guard, tries to intimidate him but with every attempt the only the only thing he manages is to rile Shane up and so he's sitting across the table from him and the only thing Ilya can read in his expression is that he is definitely hard and desperately trying to cover that fact up and he really is horrible at hiding it but Ilya still doesn't know if he's fucking lying about his cards.

[virginshane]

the fuckboy you all talking about….. this is his sexual fantasies

[virginshane]

@significant-lover so real

[autistic-shane-hollander]

I have this head canon that in 2015 shane accidentally steals ilyas lucky hoodie. It's 2015 specifically because it's the year after ilya wins the cup and the year shane wins the cup for the first time. And shane has had it in his possession for every cup he's won. He's been hidding it in his pillow case and sleeping with it in his bed the entire time. I can't decide if shane himself has independently found the hoodie to be a good luck charm or not. Ilya doesn't find out shane had it the entire time until they are packing shanes home in montreal. Ilya is conflicted of course he goes back and fourth on feeling betrayed and besotted. On one hand his shane stole and kept a piece of his clothing and slept with it in his bed to feel closer to him. On the other shane stole his lucky hoodie and won 3 cups with it.

[wordy-and-nerdyy]

okay so friends, i have a semi serious (but deeply unserious so i won't be disappointed when it doesn't happen) fancast for Harris Drover, sweetheart extraordinaire. reminder of what is floating around as the alleged casting calls: non-athlete, warm smile. cute. disarming. ottawa's boisterous social media manager with a heart of gold and the ability to connect with people. very funny!

so i present to you: Oscar Montoya

all photos are pulled from his instagram besides the last one, but nothing can make you understand the vibe more than watching him perform. now i don't have a way to make y'all watch the hours of content that is behind Dropout's paywall so below are some videos to help you understand what i'm talking about

lil q&a with spring hill

a single bit from an improv comedy tv show (he's been doing comedy for years bby)

he was a guest on the happy wife, happy life podcast

and a final self indulgent "clip" of him on my fave lil comedy game show: the first half of the roulette episode of Game Changer

and both times he has been a guest on Dimension 20 he played very intentionally queer characters that were both inspired by his own story

this will actually just turn into a love letter to oscar if i don't hit post lol

[usssamwell]

the cens having a pda jar for Shane and Ilya: broke

the cens making Shane sit in Ilya's lap and kiss him before every game because the one time he did it they won 4-0 and secured their playoff spot: 🙂‍↕️

[martelldoran]

don't think i'll ever be over hudson williams roasting shane for his 'fuckass haircut' only for it to come out that he researched fanart to contribute to his power point on what shane's hair should look like.