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where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard

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maybe you should vacantly stare into this fire while stoking it with a large branch and you will calm down

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SOMEONE SAID IT

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It’s Pride Month in 20biteen and bisexuals are at full power

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This is the most random thing I’ve ever seen and it conveys an indescribable emotion

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Tuca & Bertie is the sort of adult cartoon that feels like it’s like other cartoons… except it’s better. I can make a whole list but I’ll just note here that it’s got that Bro feel minus misogyny and their Adult content isn’t raunchy.

I say that having watched BoJack Horseman. The difference is that BoJack is about mental health and cultural critique whereas Tuca & Bertie is about friendship and adulting. The former is cynical, the latter is indulgent. Both have merit. I just want more indulgence.

I will be as obnoxious as I need to be in order for more people to try this show because it’s so diverse and brilliantly written. We need more adult cartoons like Tuca & Bertie.

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This is the most random thing I’ve ever seen and it conveys an indescribable emotion

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person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

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Seven of Swords

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fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

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direct action

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How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

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how about you eat my shit and hair

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staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

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Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

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here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

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I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

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Full Moon in Scorpio

Date: May 18th, 2019

Rulers: Pluto, Water, Fixed

Affects: insomnia, intense emotions, feeling irritable, strange dreams, waking/tossing through the night, an impulsive need for truth and uncovering things, secrets coming out, becoming exposed, issues relating to sexuality, death (real or metaphorical), inheritances, money, trauma, and healing, issues relating to the reproductive organs and bladder, coming face to face with your demons and the demons of others

What It’s Good For: taking control of yourself by owning up to your secrets and hidden qualities, accepting your darkness, healing from wounds and past traumas, learning to control your emotions, expressing deeper emotions with healthy outlets, isolating yourself for privacy and introspection, enhancing your intuition, spirit work, meditation, and cleansing

Crystals: black obsidian / jet, tiger’s eye, red jasper, smoky quartz, celestite, blue goldstone, rhodochrosite, moonstone

Herbs: sage of any kind, basil, rosemary, clove, thyme, tobacco, ginger

Incense / Oils: patchouli, jasmine, lemon, vanilla, dragon’s blood

Colors: red, crimson, black, charcoal grey, silver, white

#witch shit