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i’m losing my mind

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

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Being bisexual is okay. Embrace it.

tradgothwillbyers

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

parttimepup

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

beyondthetemples-ooc

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

dogs4ge

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

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cosmictuesdays

#that gif #chefs kiss [x]

protect-and-love-animals

Awww i love him

oysters-aint-for-me

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

flannels-n-creme

If your not into magnum............. If you have half a dong..........

icecreamsandwichcomics

:o

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flannels-n-creme

Me at my chem ass

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hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

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snoopingasusualisee

Yeah.

interrogationspecialist

Don’t Like That

theamazingsallyhogan

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

starlighttori

I’m going back to bed

antique-scarecrow

#this post went significantly downhill as i scrolled

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Back in the woods again

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Ok so……there’s this big stick just like ..sitting in the woods right…and there’s a bunch of thorns that have grown around it right in a wide radius so I crawled under them to get to the spot and my fingers are cold typing this but….I'mma touch it

frogeyedape

I hope you end up inheriting some eldritch power for pulling The Forbidden Stick out of The Woods

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so I did take it and high-key recorded it just in case anything weird happened but the only thing that really feels different is I just feel warm but that’s probably from adrenaline

Probably

but the interesting thing is I realize the area it was in I actually passed on my way down but I didn’t see it at all for some reason! and it was like stuck in there pretty well which I guess could have come from falling downwards but….??

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Also during my journey on return home with the …thing…I found a random patch of grass… just in a circle, no snow….and it was warm to sit in the spot 😂 y'all this is getting to be a bit much

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This also isn’t the first one I’ve found in the past year….if you’ve been here awhile you probably recognize these two >_>

thisisdefinitelyacreativename

Someone is trying to give you a magical destiny

irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea

I’m ready

porterr-robinson

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S L A P

nneilperry

types of people as environments

sea: wild hair, iced coffee, probably listens to billie eilish, great instagram, wears bracelets/anklets, was that kid that thought they had some authority on greek mythology bc they read the percy jackson books, seems like they have their life together but actually are lowkey falling apart, can vibe w/ anyone

forest: hot coffee, guitar/indie/folk music, runs an aesthetic blog, doesn’t tell anyone what their favorite songs are bc that’s Too Personal, absolutely has to put fairy lights everywhere, loves their friends and makes sure they know it, if you hurt them they won’t do anything back they’ll just leave without a word or a trace

desert: long road trips, retro diners at 2am, also eats a lot of fast food, nothing fazes them, drunk declarations of love, their hair is their personality, thrives during nighttime, bored eater, acts chill and will say they’re Fine as they lay face down on the floor but also will tell their life story after 10pm

mountains: hot chocolate, gorgeous hair, adrenaline junkie, has a lot of secrets/emotional depth, morning person, will go insane if they’re cooped up indoors for too long, complete 180 from the person their 12-year-old self thought they would be but thank god for that

meadow: softie, henna tattoos, puts flowers in their hair, sparkling water, pastels, likes taylor swift, barely knows how to drive, good at drawing/painting, doesn’t hide their feelings, ppl think their openness can be taken advantage of but they see your motives and Know What You’re Trying To Do

tundra: flawless eyebrows, wears lots of dark colors, thick skin, intense as hell but it’s cool, eyes that stare into your fricken soul, seems emotionally unavailable but actually secretly loves a lot of people and is scared of losing them but will never show it

lake: iced tea, lives at chipotle, hands and feet are always cold, completely screwed up spotify algorithm, hates days when they can’t see the sun, loves spring/summer, really just wants to Calm Down, niche humor, has been saying they’re dead inside since 2014