Middle Of The Week Horse Piss For The Unemployed

Maxie!! They/them 22 Previously tumblr user Quackerjack

[flarenoveau]

No ones ever alone, little brother.

A drawing I have been working on for almost a year inspired by @wendywhite13 ‘s wonderful series The Second Celestial Evening!

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[raibura]

Are there plastic skeletons in everyone’s yard year round now where you are or is this literally just in the state of Maine

Yes

No

I’m in Maine and I know what ur talking about

I’m in Maine and I have never seen this

Consensus

1

2

3

4

Voting ended onMay 24

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[flarenoveau]

Okay anyways. Anyone remember when ZA leaked and apparently lysandre’s new name was originally Lenny Peter and so the confirmation lysandre was coming back was just a very cropped screenshot of a textbox saying Lenny Peter: My Name Is Lenny Peter. Over L’s beard. Bc it is CLEARLY a screenshot of L in game it’s not like a fake leak that happened to predict him coming back why was he Lenny Peter why did they change it

[flarenoveau]

[flarenoveau]

Okay anyways. Anyone remember when ZA leaked and apparently lysandre’s new name was originally Lenny Peter and so the confirmation lysandre was coming back was just a very cropped screenshot of a textbox saying Lenny Peter: My Name Is Lenny Peter. Over L’s beard. Bc it is CLEARLY a screenshot of L in game it’s not like a fake leak that happened to predict him coming back why was he Lenny Peter why did they change it

[flarenoveau]

Having antidepressant withdrawals which are making me really really emotional and I know that but the dorms I’ve been in are a motel during the summer and my girlfriend who has been living with me left about an hour ago and my parents aren’t coming for another two and it’s so empty in here because it’s a motel room and it’s so quiet and I feel like I’m the only person left in the building and it’s making me sob

[flarenoveau]

Okay phone tried to make me send an audio message of myself crying to my friend. Don’t do that that’s just for tumblr

[flarenoveau]

It’s so ridiculous having these hyper emotions bc it’s like. Just saw her name tag I took off the door and got shaky and was like no no I can hold it together. And opened Spotify to put music on to distract myself and it was open to the shitty song we were making fun of together at my house a few days ago and I was like Oh goddddddddd (having visions of us together like a dead wife montage). And anyways we’re moving back in together in her house in less than 3 weeks and are actively texting rn like oh my god pack it UPPP

[flarenoveau]

Saw some robots tonight and only had to suffer through being in Massachusetts to do so

[xalatath]

I wanna fuck you like a centipede

Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what does prev give off?

prophet in the desert

tyrant king

shady merchant

wandering bard

forgotten god

healer in the woods

rebel group leader

average peasant

Voting ended onMay 6

x

[flarenoveau]

Um sorry it just hit me okay. I spent my whole first semester of college like wow… I’m helping my beautiful girlfriend escape the role in life she’s stuck with and helping bring her into the real world…. We’re so utenanthy tbh… 💞💕💞💕💞 but I must be careful not to romanticize that too much or fall into the trap of ignoring her personhood and imagining us as tropes because that’s the message of the show!!!! Meanwhile I had this Gay Guy Feminist (who dated girls anyways for the plot and as they eventually told me to fill in the void of the fact they couldn’t have me) trying to come between us and freaking the fuck out that they didn’t own me and trying to feminize me and ignoring my actual nonbinary identity and trying to insinuate my gf is like a manipulative liar who I didn’t really know. Like was I too focused on being like I CANT FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING HER PRINCE THATS THE POINT OF THE SHOW!!! To realize touga kiryuu himself was the guy whose car I was being held hostage in

[depsidase]

[zipper-neck]

[image id: Rob Miles tweets, "A lot of people are playing a character they don't enjoy, and they think they're stuck that way forever because switching characters would be out of character." User Richard D. Bartlett replies, "My friend told me the other day she caught herself thinking 'I'm not the type of person to go for a run,' and then she noticed there's no such thing so she went for a run" /end id]

[spindash]

also we picnicked yesterday because it was finally warm out and we just laid and snuggled until it got cloudy :3

[valuedeversourcecustomer]

[memories]

I’d be nothing without @spindash.

[multiplikitties]

usamericans are so utterly divorced from reality they think the usamerican president commanding international violence and a tweet expressing hyperbolic hatred of usamericans are in any way comparable. jesssus christ

[multiplikitties]

hello. 'all usamericans should be eradicated' out of the mouth of an internet nobody is not a harmful statement because its material influence is fucking zero. it is not genocide. it is not encouraging genocide. are you out of your minds? is the problem with politicians encouraging acts of war the fact that they expressed a violent wish? is the problem the fact that the politician is ignoring the independent humanity of international peoples? or is it instead the fact that their violent and dehumanising statement has the power to actually incite mass slaughter? does the internet nobody have the power to actually incite mass slaughter? or is rhetoric and baseless cushy anxiety the only thing we care about on this godforsaken site

[flarenoveau]

I run polls on my door every week for what everyone’s favorite starter is and this is soooooo sad. Chimchar get up

[flarenoveau]

Froakie meanwhile got 5 votes within like half an hour of being hung up meaning Froakie is our most popular starter and chimchar is our least popular so far