Y/N: * punches dick in the face *
Dick: You just punched me in the face.
Y/N: I categorically deny those allegations.
Dick: You just punched my face.
Y/N: Did I? That doesn’t sound like me. Anyone who knows me would say that’s very out of character.
Dick: Y/N, you came out here, you sat down, and punched me in the face.
Y/N: I remember those events differently... I’m sorry... that your face feels punched.
Dick: that’s not an apology.
Y/N: Dick, it was a different time back then.
Dick: It was 30 seconds ago!
Y/N: Me? Punch someone in the face? Look, I’ve always been a supporter of faces. Some of my friends have faces!