all i want is boundless love

ellie, thirties (oh god), human disaster. currently: critical role, half man, rivals

[eysnirn]

[minotauri]

This half man show… is it queer bait or should I watch it?

queerbaiting is the least of your worries

[minotauri]

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

[johnanderton]

How many minutes is more than a few? Greater than twelve. No, I don't think we've hit twelve, but it's been three to five a dozen times. Yeah, he's solid in the three to five, I get that. Anyone's great in three to five.

[ratbebes]

niam i love vampires

[boo-kei]

Jamie & Richard on the Red Carpet for the Gothams 🍃

[hypnorain]

“The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.”

— Lemony Snicket (via swallow-the-truth)

[aiviet]

First Impressions.

i can just imagine them being, ‘why are you such a dipshit’ and 'why are you so annoying’ except they won’t say it because it was the 1800s and i’m not sure someone coined the term dipshit until at least the 90s.

lizzy and darcy make me happy.

[mooncoredreamer]

[cuntyfieddemon]

I FELL TO MY KNEES

[reticent-vampire]

unprecedented levels of fake idgafism

[reticent-vampire]

for everyone wondering it's from HERE

[minathevampireslayer]

While we are playing dnd bachelorette with ingrid einfasen, I do want to throw the possibility of occtis/ingrid into the mix for consideration, 1) because occtis and her were friendly towards each other when they were younger, 2) because I like the idea of squishy wizard and giant axe wielding sorceress and 3) the funniest thing that can happen to ethrand tachonis is to have such rancid vibes that ingrid chose his undead baby brother who he personally murdered over him.

[cassafrasscr]

INGRID. INGRID, HE'S DUMB AS A POST. YOU NEED TO SPEAK PLAINLY WITH JULIEN. HIS WISDOM IS 8, INGRID. INGRID.

[sisterofsylandri]

Have you talked to him for more than a few minutes?

Yes, he has like a... Well, how many minutes is more than a few?

Greater than 12.

No, I don't think hit 12, but it's been three to five, a dozen times.

Yeah, he's solid in the three to five, I get that. Anyone's great in three to five.

Not Ethrand Tachonis, is not.

Campaign 4, Episode 26 - Council of Heroes

[inwytt]

No bb, that’s what therapy is for 👏

[rozieramati]

[havingapoemwithyou]

A not admitting of the wound (1188) by Emily Dickinson

[preacherboyd]

Half Man | 1x04