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Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.

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This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

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How has nobody thought about this before tbh

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Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her.

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed. McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix.

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

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BIG LADY

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Steven Universe, the lovely Sardonyx.

I don’t understand why everyone’s mad at Pearl, I mean I know I’d be as thirsty as a broken faucet to be the lovechild of Bayonetta and Cindy Mayweather every second of every day.

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Cartoon Network: you can have a little gay.

Crewniverse: (makes the gays little)

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MOGAR

xxxrayvin

i drew some transparent badasses for your blog

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straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

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THIS

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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

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ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

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FURTHERMORE WHEN YOU ARE DEFIANTLY DOING SOMETHING YOU ARE DOING IT AGAINST SOMEONE’S WISHES.

WHEN YOU ARE DEFINITELY DOING SOMETHING YOU ARE 100% SURE ABOUT DOING IT

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WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO KEEP SOMETHING ON THE DOWNLOW YOU ARE BEING DISCREET NOT DISCRETE

tzikeh

PALATE: THE ROOF OF THE MOUTH

PALETTE: A BOARD USED TO MIX PAINT COLORS; A RANGE OF COLORS

PALLET: A SMALL BED, USUALLY MADE OF STRAW

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IT’S “BATED BREATH” NOT “BAITED BREATH.” YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO CATCH A FISH. YOUR BREATHING HAS BEEN ABATED. PLZ STOP FISHING WITH YOUR BREATHING.

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What if Vidalia painted that portrait of Rose?

Looks like her style

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memes

friend: how many AU's you want

me: Just fuck me up

hyzenthleia

A tad worried about how Kdin is doing in the hospital…

So I go to check Twitter for updates and…

Pffthaha, I end up barking out surprised laughter at his adorable live pneumonia commentary.

Glad to see you’re on the mend, simplycrazyhunter. I know not being able to go back to work is a bother, but all the fans really really want is for you to be back feeling happy and healthy. So take all the time and bad hospital food that you need, and we’ll all be here to cheer you back once you’re feeling up to it. :)

Feel better soon, Kdin!