‘ do i make you angry ? ’
‘ she thinks she’s made of candy. ’
‘ you have to treat a car like you treat a woman. ’
‘ i have spotify open right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you ? do you want me to put you on blast ? ’
‘ nah, nah. people are gonna start liking him if he’s got cake like that. ’
‘ i’m not sad, i’m just really numb inside. ’
‘ each time we fight i crave you more. ’
‘ it took me by surprise, the hatred in his eyes. ’
‘ i’ve pushed this man as far as he could go. ’
‘ my first day as a woman, and it’s already that time of the month ! ’
‘ that boy needs therapy. ’
‘ we both love you unconditionally. you know that, right ? ’
‘ i also. . . feel like a disappointment. ’
‘ i’m just a boy in love, i can’t be held responsible for my actions ! ’
‘ i miss my lover, man. ’
‘ am i being too much ? ’
‘ it hurts me just to think. ’
‘ oh, fuck you, calling me (name), like it doesn’t turn you on just to say it ! ’
‘ let’s change the subject ! ’
‘ please don’t try and fuck him. ’
‘ oops ! you messed up ! ’
‘ god fucking dammit, (name). ’
‘ that’s just one thing that we have in common: neither of us will be missed. ’
‘ what, you gonna gouge your eyes out or something ? . . . fuck off. ’
‘ tell me that you love me. ’
‘ i did nothing wrong, but i got on the blacklist. ’
‘ i think she’s coming back. ’
‘ what ? it’s totally platonic ! ’
‘ i’m in love with her ! ’
‘ picture this: nobody cares. ’
‘ he says he loves me all the time. ’
‘ he likes to make sure that i’m fine. ’
‘ i never really seem to hate you. ’
‘ if i had you here, i’d pound you to a pulp. ’
‘ the least you can do is have the twink suck me off. ’
‘ i wanna suck him off. i would like to fuck this man. ’
‘ something about you liking me just doesn’t sit right with me. i think it probably means you have bad taste. ’
‘ what kinda music do you play when you’re getting busy ? ’
‘ i love you and i treasure you, and you bore me. ’
‘ all dogs go to heaven, and all cops go to hell ! ’
‘ i thought this time was different. ’