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[the-angel-of-trenchcoats]

casually waiting for my flatmate to leave the kitchen because i don’t want to have to make small talk

[flatmate]

Flatmate pays rent on time - flatmate.com blog

What if my flatmate doesn't pay their rent on time?

“I had just got in from work, and Bec was already home from Uni, sitting in the courtyard, when she immediately handed me an envelope,” said Hayley, who has been sharing a flat with Bec for the last 8 months.

[unfparalleled]

Flatmate problems

God I wish he’d move out

Even his BREATHING makes me insanely furious. Like, he’s got a perpetually blocked nose/sinus region so it’s just this constant thick, phlegmy mouth breathing situation

Gross yuck so unacceptable

[natiosaurus-deactivated20200609]

okay guys are you ready for this

My flat mate is actually the laziest bitch known to man. Now, you might say something like “hold my beer” and then tell me your lazy flatmate story but, hear me out. 

I came downstairs and my flat mate literally had left a dirty dish in the sink with the dishwasher left open right next to her waiting for dishes to be put in. Im not kidding. like hun, it would take minimal effort to rinse the dish and put it in the dishwasher, I mean I can do it. Like who gives a fuck if she’s tired, I’m not asking her to compete in the bloody wheat-bix triathlon, I’m asking her to put her plate in the dishwasher. 

that is actually the height of laziness in my opinion. 

reblog with your annoying flatmate problems, @nerdlove4thewin I know you can relate to having shitty flatmates. 

[softpluto]

if anyone here has any resources or knows anything regarding how to find housing or support as a gay kid moving out in melbourne pls help me i’ve got until the end of the year for graduation and then i want out of this place

[duchessofostergotlands]

My flatmate lost his keys and decided it was ok to come home at 3:30am and ring the doorbell constantly until I woke up. 

[flatmate]

Sharehouse laundry dramas - how to survive a laundry battle

Have you ever found your laundry conveniently removed from the washing machine, but left in a sopping wet pile to fester? Here are some tips.

Quite literally a pile of pants in the laundry. A wet, sopping pile of pants, that you just stare at.

[flatmate]

Thanks for the idea. Roommate comes home from vacation tomorrow. • /r/funny

941 points and 48 comments so far on reddit

#flatmateprankoftheday

[brownxsugarxlovex]

My other flat mate said:

He ran out of food and didn’t have time to do groceries but he was starving so he ate one of my pizzas.

[dermud]

Rant

my flatmates ate my brand new unopened pesto and ham and used my eggs. without asking or telling me. and they never tell me ever.  

[maerchenmond-blog]

i had so much trouble with my flatmate the last weeks/months and he is the reason why i have to leave the flat. tonight i discovered that he kept stealing my food, so the only thing i have for dinner is mead and some milk and an apple i kept in my bag. (not that bad, but i would prefer to have something that i can actually chew and fills me up at least a bit)  so i finally got into a huge rage-mood and poured salt into his muesli. he is the worst flatmate i ever had- not even talking about the praying sessions in front of my room with his ueber religious buddies, or that he never cleans anything, that he just can’t sit down while taking a piss or that he still owes me a shit load of money .. but today it was enough. i’m SO glad i will move out soon. have to admit, sometimes he brings me near to cursing him,  leaving the flat, taking a walk and meditation just dosen’t help anymore. gods, i don’t know what to do with this jerk. 

[thelmariel]

Flatmate Problems

I ask my flatmate to “please be quiet” as it is 10 o'clock at night and not the time to be signing horribly at the top of lungs. He knows I’m trying to sleep so, he’s kind enough to stop for the two seconds it takes me to walk back to my room before starting back up again. Isn’t that nice of him?

[flatmate]

Available NOW. Large room, light & leafy outlook $280 per week for one person, includes ALL bills; electricity, gas, unlimited WiFi, washing and cleaning products. Come home each day to the beach and bay and a lovely relaxed space. We are in the middle of the beautiful Eastern suburbs, Rose Bay with it's secret bay beaches and ferries. Walk 10 min to the harbour, ferry to work. Or walk 15 min to Bondi Beach for great shopping, surf, & markets. Cafes are everywhere. You'll be sharing with professionals working different hours and travelling so you often get the whole place to yourself. Looking for happy clean and friendly person. No cleaning, just one house job each per week. Home is our sanctuary away from the world. There are several areas to relax in. Two living rooms with large tv, sound system. Two leafy gardens with barbeque, herbs, frog ponds, sheds for bikes and boards, and a winter-sun room. Buses (387 386 324 325 326), ferries, cafes, Coles, Woolies, IGA, are very close. NON-SMOKERS only please. Available now.. BOND 2 WEEKS. Call or text Pip, for a visit Cheers!

[brownxsugarxlovex]

This has been in the kitchen for over a week. First the whole flat smelled like tandoori now it’s just rotting and getting mole. So fucking peeved by my gross flatmate.

[the-angel-of-trenchcoats]

How do you tell someone kindly that they fucking need a wash?

[maerchenmond-blog]

i had so much trouble with my flatmate the last weeks/months and he is the reason why i have to leave the flat. tonight i discovered that he kept stealing my food, so the only thing i have for dinner is mead and some milk and an apple i kept in my bag. (not that bad, but i would prefer to have something that i can actually chew and fills me up at least a bit)  so i finally got into a huge rage-mood and poured salt into his muesli. he is the worst flatmate i ever had- not even talking about the praying sessions in front of my room with his ueber religious buddies, or that he never cleans anything, that he just can’t sit down while taking a piss or that he still owes me a shit load of money .. but today it was enough. i’m SO glad i will move out soon. have to admit, sometimes he brings me near to cursing him,  leaving the flat, taking a walk and meditation just dosen’t help anymore. gods, i don’t know what to do with this jerk. 

[fandomfeministe]

Heather’s Flatmate Saga, volume 1

So, it occurred to me today that a good way of cataloging my gripes with my flat would be to tumblr them, and reblog a post with a new entry every time they do something passive aggressive or immature. I won’t backdate - oh dear god, would that take forever - but I’ll start anew. It will hopefully be a good venting exercise as well as illustrating just how ridiculous some of these people are.

So, #1 - 29/10/15, 9.30pm - Steph (aged 27) starts sulking because she was politely asked to stop putting non recyclable items in the recycling bin. She proceeds to stomp around the kitchen/living room and slams the bin lids shut, because apparently tantrums are the way to go in this situation.