I'm not eloquent enough for soundbites. @unfparalleled - Tumblr Blog

I actually have a lot of heterosexual friends. I suspect my brother might be hetero. And I really don’t have a problem with it. Just like. The hetero ppl I know aren’t all like. Flamboyant about it, ya feel? Like, they aren’t like wearing cargo shorts and watching CBS and shit. I always think it’s kinda tacky when you can tell someone is hetero just by looking at them. :/ Like. Don’t you even care that you’re basically a walking stereotype? It’s just hard to take ppl seriously when they act like that.

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melongorl

me: *feeling like something is really wrong*

me: lol……hope that goes away

barbellsandtattoos

How long did your face swell after wisdom teeth. Reassure me

skysoclouds

Why do people remove their wisdom teeth? i seriously dont know. :p

barbellsandtattoos

Because there’s not room in my mouth so they just keep mashing other teeth and my gums and can’t break through fully and get infected. Yah know just subjecting myself to chipmunk face for the fun of it

unfparalleled

As long as you rotate the ice bag thing for the rest of the day post surgery your face should only swell a tiny bit. Mine wasn’t even noticeable with all four out at once and was gone completely after two days 🙌

barbellsandtattoos

Ahh well one side got fucking butchered because it was impacted and so yeah my face is pretty swollen. I ice’d the fuck out of it for the first 24 hours

unfparalleled

Aw I just saw this! Just take your pills darl I hope you feel better soon 😊

barbellsandtattoos

How long did your face swell after wisdom teeth. Reassure me

skysoclouds

Why do people remove their wisdom teeth? i seriously dont know. :p

barbellsandtattoos

Because there’s not room in my mouth so they just keep mashing other teeth and my gums and can’t break through fully and get infected. Yah know just subjecting myself to chipmunk face for the fun of it

unfparalleled

As long as you rotate the ice bag thing for the rest of the day post surgery your face should only swell a tiny bit. Mine wasn't even noticeable with all four out at once and was gone completely after two days 🙌

sandandglass

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paulftompkins

Steve left a party by saying, in a somewhat loud but very cordial tone, “Good evening.” Once he was out the door, I said, “What a Dracula!” Ben Blacker replied, simply, “’Steve Agee’s Dracula.’” And then this.

alanawilliams

barbellsandtattoos

Just got another dick pick, time to turn of submissions then. Seriously guys wtf is wrong with y'all.

unfparalleled

I seriously don't understand what could possibly compel men to send people dick pics. Do they think something is going to happen by doing this? That once we see *their* dick that we'll be at a loss to resist?