Ted!

Closest I ever was to feeling alive was when I got shut in the subway door at the SeaTac airport.

[pukicho]

I wanted to read a fantasy book so I went to r/fantasy on reddit and also checked out my local bookstore: What the FUCK. These books SUCK. How do you fuckers read this shit? You IDIOTS. I have never seen such an uncreative "creative" genre in my life. You all looked at Tolkien and decided 'well that's good enough' - There has been almost no innovation in this space AT ALL for 50 years. Books are dying because publishers and authors alike are afraid of making something REALLY weird and twisted. You'd rather regurgitate the greats. I'm gonna pick up a pen and show you how it's done. You fuckers. Anyone have any good recommendations?

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The ‘arc of a scythe’ trilogy. Idk if it counts as fantasy, but it is futuristic and nothing like LOTR lol

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My pants are rly weighed down by all hte screws in my pockets that I unscrewed all over campus from various thinfs, an I lost my belt so I keep yaving to pull them up,.

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In coms rn and the frat guy in front of me is gambling on his laptop during class

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Update: he has done it every time and in the short periods I’ve watched I’ve seen him lose at least 200$

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In coms rn and the frat guy in front of me is gambling on his laptop during class

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[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[aroacewithsleeves]

GAY HALLOWEEN

[ivys-garden]

Here’s a clue, Spooky is an Autumn flavour, ITS THE MIDDLE OF JUNE

[the-haiku-bot]

Here’s a clue, Spooky

is an Autumn flavour, ITS

THE MIDDLE OF JUNE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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June 19th :((((((

[pukicho]

wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull

I have many qualities

[alkalinewoods]

Is this anon not aware that half of tumblr wants to fuck this guy for no reason?

[pukicho]

These are things I'd rather you think than say out loud

[theveryevilblog]

fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it

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Seent

[robichuwu]

[theonlyleftydesk]

Now, see, if the OP had commissioned a real artist, they could have asked the artist give the gnome some cake so big no room could contain it. A real dump truck. A badonkadonk, if you will. A truly Callipygean derriére.

Instead, the feeble machine can only offer platitudes. Shameful...

[the-haiku-bot]

Instead, the feeble

machine can only offer

platitudes. Shameful…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Show Us the Titanic Gnome Ass

[pukicho]

what is your favorite rock shape

roud

[teaboot]

Me: please let me sleep

The part of my brain that stores words I’ve heard but don’t know the exact meaning of: Daguerreotype

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm silly ass hell

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

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I often do elaborate dances and whimper piteously at women in the hopes that they lay their gaze upon me

[writing-prompt-s]

You're a traveler who stumbles upon a hidden society that appears to be a true utopia. No crime, no oppression, no poverty, only peace, and joy. The people are genuinely kind. And yet you can’t shake the feeling that something must be wrong. The twist? There is no catch. It really is a utopia.

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Destroy it Destroy it Destroy it Destroy it Destroy it Destroy it Destroy it Destroy it Destroy

[i-am-a-fish]

how many turtles do you think you could responsibly carry at once? I think if they're big turtles I can do two but if small turtles I could definitely carry four. interested to hear your thoughts

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Imagine as a superpower being able to carry as MANY turtles as you want, anytime, all the time, no exceptions.

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

tried making a guitar with only synths :) no real guitar

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Oh shitr! Sweet tune, Thits make me body fall apart!

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