FlavorCrest® Soft Drinks + Teas

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Hello Tumblr! This is the official account for FlavorCrest® Sodas and Teas! You can find our products at http://flavorcrest.drink/shop-all , including merchandise featuring our lovely mascot Polly Peaches!

Remember to stay hydrated and have fun!

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whyyyyy so flavorful? the crester

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so now that it's pride month are you gonna like. make gay soda. please

Maybe not exactly, but for a limited time you'll be able to purchase our newest flavor, Prideful Fruit Punch, just for the month of June!

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In honor of pride month, we've updated our header! We love and support the LGBTQ+ community and our LGBTQ+ customers!

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For all the people sending in very heavy allegations, you can use our on-site contact page, or get in touch with legal! Thank you !!

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I think that your cotton candy flavor should be year round instead of late summer only :(

I'm so glad you like our products! It's good for you, then, that this year it's returning to shelves starting in June!

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what are you putting in the blueberry one to make it so addictive. i have had 8 cans today already and still can't get enough

I’m so glad you’re enjoying it! We have to advise, though, to take note of the serving sizes listed on the cans and bottles! Moderation is important!

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your mascot scares me shes more nightmare fuel than peach fuel!

I'm very sorry to hear that! If you have any more pressing concerns, feel free to DM us!

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why does your mascot look like that?

Polly Peaches was designed by an artist on our advertising team! I'm not quite sure what you mean, otherwise. If you have further elaboration, feel free to let us know!

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i think it's cute! she looks like a good hugger

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Polly Peaches is very friendly and always open to hugs from fans!

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My boss told me to delete that previous post. Sorry!

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The hell are yall putting In this shit man? My little cousin got ahold of one of your cans and hasn't slept in a week

That is not an intended effect of our product! Please contact us with further information, if you have any. In the meantime, I would advise speaking to a healthcare professional, as it may just be a part of puberty!

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why does your mascot look like that?

Polly Peaches was designed by an artist on our advertising team! I'm not quite sure what you mean, otherwise. If you have further elaboration, feel free to let us know!

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when will you bring back cheery cherry berry flavor? it was my favorite! black cherry just isn't the same!

I'm so sorry you feel that way! Unfortunately retired flavors aren't likely to return to store shelves. If you have further questions feel free to contact us via DMs or our contact page!

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How come your banned in california???California????

That's a common misconception, actually! In California, we're locally branded under the name FreshZest® Iced Tea!

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wh at are the flavors? I'd like to know

We have many flavors, including but not limited to black cherry, peach, classic limeade, blueberry, and grape! You can also check out the catalogue of seasonal flavors on our website!

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i hate peach flavor it tastes like medicine. can you discontinue it please

I'm so sorry to hear that you're not satisfied! If you have any more information, feel free to message us here or on our website's contact page!

Remember, in case of serious adverse affects, be sure to contact your local healthcare professional to be sure FlavorCrest® is right for you!

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