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[lunemomo]

I take payments the much cashapp, just DM me for any questions or send me an email at [email protected]

[avantegarda]

Listen, I basically understand the appeal of "dark romance" novels. I'm not here to kinkshame. We're all freaks here.

What I WILL say is that personally, I find the genre impossible to enjoy because I spend the entire book thinking "if a man ever spoke to me like that I'd slam dunk him into the trash."

[lunemomo]

The thing about dark romance is that they are written mostly by people who don’t fully understand kink and how kink works. They see things like 50 shades of gray, or maybe one rough BDSM porn video and think they know how it works and what is entailed when really it all comes off as surface level

[maximumthrill]

VEGETA

[pun-ishment888]

Possible case for Vegeta defeating bugs bunny.

[dogpuppy]

[lunemomo]

This is prolly how I sound to folks when I joke about being a crack baby

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I start making muffins with kids at age 4 or 5 (I put them in the oven and take them out, and they will often need help cracking eggs until they've had a lot of practice. They will also make a huge mess). Seven year olds, standing on an appropriate child stepstool, should be able to do most of the process of cooking noodles on the stove if an adult is in the kitchen supervising. (An adult should turn on the stove and drain the noodles but the child can stir the noodles under supervision.) They should be fully proficient at basic microwave cooking and reheating if they live in a house that has a microwave.

An eleven year old (assuming no serious disabilities) not being able to use a rice cooker is ridiculous. When I was eleven I was cooking roast dinners for my family because they didn't get home from work until seven, and baking packet mix cakes to share with the farm workers on weekends. The average eleven year old shouldn't be put in charge of the family's cooking but they should be able to do it. They should have the capabilities to cook, just not the regular responsibility. Teach your children basic life skills it's like the main job of a parent after keeping them safe and healthy.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I'm regularly pissed off at my mother because she didn't teach me any basic skills like that#oh I knew how to use a microwave#but that was about it#I didn't know jack about cleaning or organising either#I wasn't allowed to do any of that at home coz it wouldn't be done as well as she would#I wish they still had classes in school#cooking and sewing and home management and DIY#“young people don't know anything nowadays”#maybe you should have taught them then?

Don't worry, you can still learn as an adult! There are so many beginner cooking shows, youtube series, and books out there!

[lunemomo]

With my mom, it wasn’t really that she didn’t trust me in the kitchen, but she seems to have some serious control issues. She would never let me learn myself. If I messed up on cooking, she would get frustrated and take over me and tell me to go play. She did that with doing the dishes and even laundry. It doesn’t help that my doctor and I suspect I may have undiagnosed autism, or something that just mimics it (lots of childhood trauma from infancy) so when she said to load the dishwasher, I would only do that and not start. I also could not load it properly bc I didn’t really know how. I always thought I did a good job but I didn’t. I think a lot of parents fall into the trap of not having enough patience to let a child learn things or being too worried about their wellbeing to allow them to learn things

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[kestrel-tree]

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[bananonbinary]

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

[ahedderick]

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

[lunemomo]

The only time this is valid is if the person being warned is diabetic and the fruit in question is a grape.

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[pukicho]

Is it true you are the one causing climate change?

Yeah. But it’s fine because I’m bored.

[pukicho]

Stop calling me taylor swift

[lunemomo]

Would you prefer to be called AI?

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[drill-teeth]

It's crazy to see people's misogyny run so deep that it's literally affecting their relationship with their own pets.

"Girl cats just aren't as affectionate :("

"Girl dogs never like me that's why I always get boy dogs :("

And like I don't like to anthropomorphize the emotions of animals, so I'm not going to say I know exactly how animals feel about it. But I will say if you genuinely never have good interactions with animals that happen to be girls then I have to assume you're the one treating every girl animal really weird and you're an asshole. And if you are having good interactions with girl animals and are still saying shit like this then like. You're cherry picking instances to be misogynistic about animals online for no reason and you're an asshole.

[lunemomo]

I mean girl cats do tend to be a bit more independent but in my experience they are just as sweet and cuddly as males. Male cats tend to be more cuddly when they get neutered and a lot of people don’t spay their female cats so that may be why they think they’re mean but they really aren’t. My kitty, Darla, freaks out immensely any time she thinks I’m sick. If I sneeze, cough, yawn too much, etc she immediately comes over and checks me out. My other girl, Bella, likes being around you so much she yells at the top of her lungs if she can’t find anyone.

[thestuffedalligator]

I’m going to level with you. I have listened to The Devil Went Down to Georgia for most of my life. We were a country music household, this was a staple of my childhood along with Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, and that one Chipmunks country album.

I have no idea what “Fire on the mountain run boys run/The Devil's in the house of the rising sun/Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough/Granny does your dog bite no child no” means and at this point I’m too scared to ask.

[dementian]

For once I can be of assistance.

Each of the lyrics comes from an old-time hickory song for fiddles, and is a lyric from that corresponding song.

"Fire on the Mountain" --> "Fire on the Mountain, run boys run"

Fire On The Mountain - Fiddle Player POV

"The House of the Rising Sun" --> "The Devil's in the house of the rising sun"

House of the Rising Sun

"Ida Red" --> "Chicken in the bread pan peckin' out dough"

Ida Red - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys

"Granny Will Your Dog Bite" --> "Granny does your dog bite? 'No child, no'."

FTC #149 Granny Will Your Dog Bite

And for your furthered education, The Mountain Whipporwill.

Mountain Whippoorwill (aka How Hillbilly Jim Won the Great Fiddler's Prize)

[impossiblepackage]

this is the key part of the song, that a lot of people miss. people have this misconception that the contest between Johnny and The Devil is about who is the better fiddle player. but it isn't. its about who is the better fiddler.

in a time before things like radios and record players, every time you heard music was because there was somebody in the room with you playing an instrument. and many, many, many social events involved dancing, which requires music. so, if you're planning any kind of gathering in the american south or appalachia, you need to find a fiddler. and the fiddler's job is to play music that everybody knows and likes and can dance to.

the mistake The Devil makes in his bet with Johnny is that he misinterprets the contest as being about technical ability, so he has this big flashy song. he plays fast and impressively with a band of demons playing unfamiliar instruments in unfamiliar rhythms. he's definitely more skilled at playing than Johnny, and thinks he has it in the bag.

but Johnny wins because the contest is about being the best fiddler. the song uses these lines mentioned above as a shorthand for saying that Johnny is playing these songs. Johnny launches into a set of the most popular songs, played well, and that's what gives him his big win. A good fiddler knows all the hits, and can read the room to know what to play next. The Devil loses because he completely fails to read the room, and doesn't know the right songs.

[sleepy-seal]

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

[ash-and-art]

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

[lunemomo]

Legit the only time I can see asking genitals being relevant is a doctor visit. If you ain’t the healthcare provider why do you give a fuck?

[lunemomo]

It’s wild having a friend just diagnosed gluten intolerant bc I look up a bunch of stuff to see what she can and can’t eat so I know what to buy her. So much so when I see GF in any context I read it as gluten free. It causes immense confusion for all involved bc why you fuckin gluten free? (They mean gf as in girlfriend)

[lunemomo]

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[lunemomo]

My Instagram as well. It has some more photos