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It’s wild having a friend just diagnosed gluten intolerant bc I look up a bunch of stuff to see what she can and can’t eat so I know what to buy her. So much so when I see GF in any context I read it as gluten free. It causes immense confusion for all involved bc why you fuckin gluten free? (They mean gf as in girlfriend)
Update on this one: I have PMOS (formerly PCOS) and I actually can’t have gluten free shit! They tend to cause PMOS flare ups bc of all the processed things to keep out the gluten out and yeh structure of the food in. It is so fun trying to figure out food for us to eat XD
What is up with lefty types pushing to learn practical skills (sewing/gardening/etc whatever) as like "you'll need to know this after The Revolution:tm:" and not, like, "this is a useful skill to help yourself & others in your communities Right Now". You all sound like doomsday preppers and it's weirding me out. We don't have to prep for communist rapture maybe thee revolution starts with helping your neighbors
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE....... it's weird. It's a subtle distinction but it's weird. People wanna be protagonists in post apocalypse movies so bad & when you're like "well that's not going to fucking happen innit" they call you a counterrevolutionary. Like yeah no I'm on board with dismantling the establishment etc etc I'm just saying you're being fucking weird about it. This is an action movie hero fantasy in a gen z aesthetic trenchcoat. You can just repair your clothes and feed people Right Now
Honestly I think you’re onto something there. Everyone is so ready for the economy to crash, and not really do much to repair it. So they take to the skills you mentioned, but I think it stems from the same distrust of the government that severe right wringers have when they make their bomb shelters and horde their guns.
They think because they’re doing something that may help, and not touch icky guns™️ that they are the morally superior ones while still being just as paranoid as the right wringers they despise. They claim that they can’t trust the government to run things correctly (which, out government does suck absolute ass let’s be real. Always has since pretty much the beginning in a lot of cases) but instead of taking up action right now, or filling the government with competent people we can trust, they fall into doomsday prep and don’t even realize it.
please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.
FIRST PERSON TO BE FUNCTIONALLY CURED’ OF SICKLE CELL VIA GENE THERAPY!!!
Black man named Daniel Cressy!! (23) in Louisiana has been the first person cured!! (Happy Black News!!!)
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23-year-old Daniel Cressy celebrated this remarkable milestone surrounded by Governor Jeff Landry, Congressman Troy Carter, Mayor Helena Mor
Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.
You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.
You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.
You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.
You have to find a way.
WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE!!!
Literally me having to force myself to wear my mask or respirator when I’m on our CNC plasma machine or the laser engraver.
They make me sweaty and it suck’s but I like nih having COPD
Listen, I basically understand the appeal of "dark romance" novels. I'm not here to kinkshame. We're all freaks here.
What I WILL say is that personally, I find the genre impossible to enjoy because I spend the entire book thinking "if a man ever spoke to me like that I'd slam dunk him into the trash."
The thing about dark romance is that they are written mostly by people who don’t fully understand kink and how kink works. They see things like 50 shades of gray, or maybe one rough BDSM porn video and think they know how it works and what is entailed when really it all comes off as surface level
VEGETA
Possible case for Vegeta defeating bugs bunny.
This is prolly how I sound to folks when I joke about being a crack baby
i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.
making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck
I start making muffins with kids at age 4 or 5 (I put them in the oven and take them out, and they will often need help cracking eggs until they've had a lot of practice. They will also make a huge mess). Seven year olds, standing on an appropriate child stepstool, should be able to do most of the process of cooking noodles on the stove if an adult is in the kitchen supervising. (An adult should turn on the stove and drain the noodles but the child can stir the noodles under supervision.) They should be fully proficient at basic microwave cooking and reheating if they live in a house that has a microwave.
An eleven year old (assuming no serious disabilities) not being able to use a rice cooker is ridiculous. When I was eleven I was cooking roast dinners for my family because they didn't get home from work until seven, and baking packet mix cakes to share with the farm workers on weekends. The average eleven year old shouldn't be put in charge of the family's cooking but they should be able to do it. They should have the capabilities to cook, just not the regular responsibility. Teach your children basic life skills it's like the main job of a parent after keeping them safe and healthy.
#I'm regularly pissed off at my mother because she didn't teach me any basic skills like that#oh I knew how to use a microwave#but that was about it#I didn't know jack about cleaning or organising either#I wasn't allowed to do any of that at home coz it wouldn't be done as well as she would#I wish they still had classes in school#cooking and sewing and home management and DIY#“young people don't know anything nowadays”#maybe you should have taught them then?
Don't worry, you can still learn as an adult! There are so many beginner cooking shows, youtube series, and books out there!
With my mom, it wasn’t really that she didn’t trust me in the kitchen, but she seems to have some serious control issues. She would never let me learn myself. If I messed up on cooking, she would get frustrated and take over me and tell me to go play. She did that with doing the dishes and even laundry. It doesn’t help that my doctor and I suspect I may have undiagnosed autism, or something that just mimics it (lots of childhood trauma from infancy) so when she said to load the dishwasher, I would only do that and not start. I also could not load it properly bc I didn’t really know how. I always thought I did a good job but I didn’t. I think a lot of parents fall into the trap of not having enough patience to let a child learn things or being too worried about their wellbeing to allow them to learn things
brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.
#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)
i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.
Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century
from The Hunt Museum, Limerick
i was compelled
I was also compelled
the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it
The only time this is valid is if the person being warned is diabetic and the fruit in question is a grape.
he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
devestating news for you
Is it true you are the one causing climate change?
Yeah. But it’s fine because I’m bored.
Stop calling me taylor swift
Would you prefer to be called AI?
please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids
“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté