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air bud episode of yugioh wouldnt work bc yami WOULD foul the dog

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

#the real kicker is subjecting the same character from both from multiple girls

my biggest pet peeve is when a game actually requires you to like, 'press Start' or X or whatever at the start of the game like 80% of games really just mean 'press any key' but noooooo

effiecalvin

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

effiecalvin

I DO NOT WANT A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE I DO NOT HAVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A GIGANTAMAX EEVEE THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS GIGANTAMAX EEVEE IS GETTING PLACED IN A CANNON AND FIRED AT THE MOON

thinkedem

What item would trigger the eevolution tho? A totally ordinary pebble, just a bit bigger?

effiecalvin

ROCK STONE

bisexualbaker

I love this, but consider: Level it up while it's holding an Everstone. The one single 'mon in the entire franchise that the Everstone actively does the opposite with.

flawedvictori

ah, see, here's your problem. You gave it an Eeveerstone.

probablyasocialecologist

“There were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.”

— Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court

fluff-e-boy

One of the most important images of all time

schneestings

They make me sick..

lame-and-corny-blog

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

reallyreallyreallytrying

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

houndmother

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

houndmother

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

pokemonarchive

Postcard #4 + Mt. Fuji (2025) - Sento Bath House Illustrator: Mazda Yuriko

itsjunetime

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

creepymutelilbugger

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

inkary

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

spainy-spoon

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.