Self Appointed Queen of Hell

"Clever as the devil, but twice as pretty."

[teenagerposts]

Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire

[thesymski]

me watching say yes to the dress: ew wtf this girl is out here in an ugly ass tablecloth… the neckline looks like that opera house in sydney australia how do you like this disaster is this really what you want

me when someone in the bridal party says they don’t like the dress: it’s not your wedding binch!!!! be SUPPORTIVE maybe???? hmmmm???? if she likes it it’s FINE!!!!

[paradoxicalissue]

follow the person i reblogged this from

[kvnai]

I always get 10-15 followers everytime I reblog this thing

[staelaria]

me: *suddenly stops everything i’m doing*

me: namjoon really is a wonderful person

[mini-and-mighty]

ResLife in a nutshell:

Me, talking to residents: You know, self-care is really important. If you're not at your best, you're not going to do well in school. It's okay to ask for extensions, take breaks, and even go see a counselor if you need help.

Also Me: Doesn't sleep enough, drinks more coffee than I should, buries problems under jokes and cartoons, puts unnecessary pressure on myself to be perfect.

[theseventhnugget]

Me, wearing pajamas in the lobby: *hisses at residents* GO HOME

Me, wearing the same pajamas and deprived of human interaction for four days: why does no one love me.

[simply-ra]

Bulletin Board ideas "Master List"

I found a bunch of my old ideas for Door Decs, Bulletin Boards, AND Programs. Unfortunately won’t have time to complete the ideas that are listed here, but I hope that you all can find some inspiration from them! I’ll add on to this as I think of more and inform you all when I do!

This post is designated for BULLETIN BOARDS! There are separate posts for Door Decs and Programs. I left out common ideas that you see pretty often.

NOTE: I’m not including things that I plan on completing this semester, as I will make separate posts for these when they’re completed :)

Here you go! (It’s super long)

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[vanilla-latte]

The secret to success is to pretend you know what you’re doing until people actually believe that you’re not an idiot

A valuable life lesson from Markiplier, 2015 (via vanilla-latte)

[egogrumps]

Even my string quartet is getting frustrated

Same Mark… same (via egogrumps)

[gaggedandtied]

I have a butt that needs touching 🍑

[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

[spooky-boii]

MARK YOUR FUCKING CALENDARS

JAUNARY 31ST IS ABOUT TO BE THE COOLEST FUCKING LUNAR EVENT OF 2018

NOT ONLY IS IT A SUPERMOON, BUT IT’S ALSO THE SECOND FULL MOON IN JANUARY, MAKING IT A BLUE MOON

A N D

THERE’S A TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE!!!!!

[breeeliss]

👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻

It’s Halloween 1st bitches!!!!!!!

👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

Boys cry, girls masturbate, boys have feelings, girls get angry, boys can use makeup, girls can like porn, boys can like sewing, girls can get violent, boys can wear dresses, girls can be good at sciences, boys can like boys, girls can like girls, boys can like pink, girls can have body hair, boys don’t have to be muscular, girls don’t have to be curvy, boys don’t have to love sex, girls don’t have to be thin.

J.C (via enjoy-the-life-baby)

[apesssssss]

Me- “babe don’t give me a hickey!” Babe- “I won’t!” Babe- “don’t worry it’s just a little red!” *i just finally look in the mirror* A LITTLE RED. JUST A LITTLE RED. I WAS NEVER INFORMED THAT RED ALSO MEANT PURPLE AND DONT GIVE ME A HICKEY MEANS GIVE ME ONE ON THE FRONT OF MY NECK.