Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

titsay
cherry valley forever

oozey mess

Andulka

@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
Three Goblin Art

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

roma★

Origami Around
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

Kaledo Art

tannertan36
Cosmic Funnies

Product Placement
Claire Keane
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@theseventhnugget
Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”
look i have no problem drinking water but i do have a problem getting up to pee when im already comfy
sorry not sorry that you hate yourself but let young girls do things that make them gain weight, get wrinkles, and have fun
do you like the update that puts live in the place of the search page and puts the shop in the place of your blogs?
yes
no
i don’t have the update, but if i did i would dislike it
i don’t have the update, but if i did i would like it
don’t care
i hate it when people say this on polls but please rb so we can get a higher sample size! i want to show this to staff
Oh cool, a bite-sized version of my favourite ice cream! But wait...what's this?
NEW AND EXCLUSIVE ALLERGENS?
prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.
Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,
No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......
I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?
Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia
[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]
bubo: a swollen inflamed lymph node in the armpit or groin
quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water
i watched cheetah girls for the first time and everything that happens after toto falls in the hole is batshit but this review got me crying
ibuprophet
nobody wants or uses tumblr live
nobody wants the shop icon where the account icon used to be
nobody wants the new video player / image viewer (let us pause ! let us zoom !)
the only good feature recently has been polls and even that took way too long to properly roll out
we are STILL fighting in the trenches against spam bots
@staff pls take notes
it IS going to suck itself. goodbye
cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life
oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole
you're welcome fuckmaster unlimited