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p : yeonjun ร fem!reader | g : fluff, humor, best friend!yeonjun | w : robbing a bank, swearing, they almost get arrested, there's a dirty joke or two but nothing sexual
a/n : brainrot he looked so hot lmfao
inspired by yeonjun in LO$ER = LOโกER !
yeonjun slammed the door of the car, throwing what looked like a black duffel bag underneath the back seat and looking around, checking the mirrors.
"the hellโ" y/n stared at him, confused. His bare arms were slowly beading with sweat, his lips looked cherry red as ever, as if he had bitten them in thought. The panicked glint in his eyes grew as y/n turned behind him to investigate what was going on.
"don't!" he yelled, grabbing her hand, making her look up to him, "the cops are on the way."
"I'm sorry, who is on their way!?"
"you heard me, you deaf bitch," he coughed, checking the ac vents. His voice was shaking, "just act natural!"
A siren sounded in the background as y/n stared at him, blue and red lights blinking into the car and illuminating his face. "did you just rob the bank!?"
"fuckโ" he looked behind, and snapped the car light off, looking around in panic, "it was a spur of the moment, I don't know what toโ"
"don't hate me for this," y/n sighed, grabbing his shoulders and leaning into a kiss. His breath hitched as he protested with a little, "hm!?" but realized it was for the best, and went along with it.
in attempts to make it look as natural as possible, y/n played with back of his hair, pulling herself closer onto his lap and holding his neck. In the background, she could hear the police car stop behind them, and the door to slam shut, followed by footsteps.
Maybe yeonjun didn't hear this, or maybe he was too caught up in the moment of involuntarily lacing his fingers around her waist, because he mumbled something against her lips. He tasted something like the taste of metal coins. Maybe his lips were really bleeding. "why are you so good at this?"
Before she could reply, there was a tap on the door, and yeonjun pulled away from the kiss, turning around. His hands still rested on her waist.
"can I help you, officer?" he asked as innocently as possible, pulling down the window. The officer narrowed his eyes to y/n, her face already burning with the thought that she had been caught making out with choi yeonjun himself. He peered into the car, looking around suspiciously.
he coughed, pointing at the bank behind them, "this is a no parking zone, kids, get a room somewhere else."
yeonjun stuttered a bit at that, and y/n hid her beetroot-red face in the crook of his neck. Why did he smell so strongly of cologne?
"were notโ" he blankly stared at the officer, tongue numbing, "I mean, she's notโ"
"whatever," the cop was taking no interest anymore, writing something onto a ticket, "this is still not a parking zone! I'm still gonna charge you."
"yeah," yeonjun glanced at y/n, the corner of his lips curling with a sinister smirk.
"don't let me catch you kids making out around here again!" he threw the ticket at yeonjun, sighing and walking away. "Kids these days," they caught him mumbling as he walked away, rubbing his forehead, "no shame at all."
yeonjun sighed as he rolled up the window, letting out a relieved laugh. He felt her fingers still linger at the back of his neck. He looked down at her, his lips a little puffy and his eyes twinkling, looking a little sweet.
y/n punched his chest, pushing herself off him. Her heartbeat was all over the place, trying to stabilize her ragged breath, "fuck you!"
"we could have gone to fucking jail!" she yelled, pointing at him, "or you could have gone to jail, or something worse could have happened, orโ"
"relax, y/n," he shook his head, starting the car. Her words were definitely imbedded with some sort of worry, "I'm fine."
the car's engine whirred to life, and he glanced behind her, putting an arm behind her seat. "forget the 'what ifs', I still can't believe you kissed me."
"what else was I supposed to do?" she sighed, giving herself a slap on her cheek, "I literally had no other option."
"I never said I was disappointed," he chuckled underneath his breath, licking his lips. His toes were vibrating, he could feel his heartbeat in his head, "we should do it again, sometime."
"haha," she rolled her eyes, "choi yeonjun actually liked the kiss? You're funny, haha!"
he drummed his fingers on the wheel, whistling as they approached a red light. He looked at her, his cheeks burning and his tongue dry. If he was capable of cracking jokes, he wasn't joking now. His heartbeat sounded like the loudest thing in that car.
"why would I lie about something like this when we almost got arrested, you dumb bitch?"
she stared at him blankly, blinking at him. "you fucker," she laughed in disbelief, managing to crack him up to, "are you confessing to me right now or insulting me at my face?"
he hummed, licking his lips. The tips of his hair were becoming damper and damper from the sweat, despite the fact that the car was air conditioned.
"why don't you kiss me again and I'll tell you the answer of that afterwards?"
"and risk getting pulled over and fined for the second time in the same night?"
he started the car as the light turned green, entering onto the highway and stepping on the accelerator.
"that's a risk I'm willing to take."
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