Beer And Other Stuff

[politicalprof]

For the record, Trump now wants Canada, Greenland, the Panama Canal, and Gaza.

He’s been president for 15 days.

[quixoticanarchy]

Idc about taylor swift and I think all private jets should be cannibalized for scrap metal but in particular I don’t think singers and bands etc should have private jets. They should only have shitty tour buses in which incalculable drama and bad decisions go down

[fleshchanter]

Trust me bad decisions are made in private jets all the time.

[acapelladitty]

are you taking part in no nut november

In this current climate?! Are you fucking insane? The dopamine i'm receiving from ringing the devils doorbell is the only thing stopping my mental health from collapsing into itself like the house at the end of the film Poltergeist. Let's not be silly, anon.

[fleshchanter]

No Nut November is just Proud Boy propaganda designed to drive the sexually frustrated to violence.

[wilwheaton]

Reblog if you are antifascist.

[willforeverbemine]

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!

Repeat after me:

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[willforeverbemine]

This hardly has any notes but can I just say that non black people and white people you can in fact reblog this, thanks x

[shiftythrifting]

A cursëd ventriloquist dummy (locked in a cabinet), one of those receipt calculators, a lamp from every movie bank, poker chips and dip tray (there was still dip in it 🤢), a lot of wall paper, bird clock, isle of man mug, 50th wine glass (?), And sailor Moon bubble bath solution

[fleshchanter]

With real doll hair!

[m-eowdy]

[fleshchanter]

Poly Sci majors call this, “ The Great Coinkidink. “

[kaijuno]

[fleshchanter]

Ahhh, Batboy is all growed up!

[thebestoftumbling]

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

Howard: So it’s settled! The fate of Doctor Who’s TARDIS will be decided by a Game of Thrones inspired death match on the battlefield of Thundercats versus Transformers.

Person filming: [audible tapping of spacebar key to pause video]

Person filming: [yelling loudly, accompanied by hand gestures ] FUCK YOU! WHERE WAS THE JOKE? 

Person filming: [still angry, more hasty] HE JUST FUCKING NAMED A BUNCH OF SHIT! HOW IS THIS COMEDY?

Person filming: [unpauses video]

Show: [laugh track, actors on screen awkwardly laughing]

Person filming: [overlapping audio of show, audibly irate] WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? WHYYY?!?!

@captioned-vines

[angryinkeddrunk]

I fucking hate that show. This person is me.

[fleshchanter]

Nerd Minstrel Show

[americarepublic]

[fictional-sailor-deactivated202]

[fleshchanter]

January 2016?

[wang-fire]

can waterbenders bend oil can earthbenders bend glass can airbenders bend sound can firebenders bend mixtapes

[pohlarbearpants]

Yes, waterbenders can bend any water based material, as shown when Katara bends ink (Book 3, Chapter 16, “The Southern Raiders”) and soup (Book 3, Chapter 8, “The Runaway”). so as long as the oil is water based (baby oil, cooking oil, etc) then yes. If you’re talking about oil like for a car, then no, they can’t, because it isn’t water based.

Glass is made of sand and earthbenders can bend sand (Book 2, Chapter 10, “The Library”) and furthermore earthbenders can bend the earth particles in metal (Book 2, Chapter 19, “The Guru”) so it stands to reason that they can bend the sand particles in glass. There is a question of whether or not they can still bend it because it is a very purified form of earth and another pure form of earth, platinum, is unbendable (LOK Book 1, Chapter 7, “The Aftermath”). However, when the sand is turned into glass it becomes crystalline (sand is mostly quartz particles after all) and we know earth benders can bend crystals (Book 1 Chapter 5 “The King of Omashu” when Bumi bends the creeping crystal).

Yes, airbenders can bend sound. This is shown when Aang bends sound by using his Appa whistle and extends the range of the sound (Book 2, Chapter 15, “Tales of Ba Sing Se”).

Firebenders can bend heat (Book 3, Chapter 6, “The Avatar and the Firelord”) which leads me to believe that they can not only bend fire mixtapes but can also control how fire a mixtape is by making it hotter.

[avatrashh]

Damn, pohlarbearpants did the research

[fleshchanter]

Cooking oil is water based?

[unpretty]

well,

[unpretty]

[luzialowe]

I’M SCREAMING

[dustrial-inc]

This may be some of the best excel sourced humor.

[likelikedirtycute]

This is 10000% more in character than every moment of the Dark Knight franchise.

[wackd-archive]

i can’t believe bruce breaks text into two rows rather than using the “wrap text” feature

[itswalky]

tim cleans this up for him later

[wordsofdiana]

What the hell did Melvil Dewey do???

[fleshchanter]

Alex Trebek is an asshole.

[sixpenceee]

A full circular rainbow via u/XPatt0

[fleshchanter]

They are all like that if you have enough altitude.

[unsettlingstories]

The American name for Maisie Williams is Cornie Williams.

[fleshchanter]

I never understood the term “shitpost”, until now.

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[fleshchanter]

2!

[historical-nonfiction]

A Tale of Two Brothers

Mihailo and Mahmud Anđelović were separated as infants. Although they belonged to a branch of the aristocratic Greek family Angelos, their branch had taken refuge in Serbia after the Ottoman conquest of Thessaly in 1394.

The family could not escape the Ottomans entirely. Mahmud was captured by Ottoman Turks as an infant, brought up near Edirne in Turkey, and converted to Islam. Mahmud grew up to be smart and capable. He rose through the Ottoman bureaucracy to become beylerbey (senior provincial governor) of Rumelia in 1451, and Grand Vizier in 1455.

Mahmud’s brother Mihailo (or Michael in English) stayed in Serbia. He served as a Serbian court official under the reigns of Đurađ and Lazar Branković. Serbia at the time was a state bordering the Ottoman Empire, and was largely dominated by the Ottoman Empire.

The two brothers were eventually reunited! But under strange circumstances. In the negotiations between Serbian ruler Lazar Branković and Ottoman emperor Mehmed II in 1457, Mihailo was sent to represent and negotiate for Lazar, and Mahmud represented and negotiated for Mehmed II!

[fleshchanter]

Dear Tumblr

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