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jessaerys

never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi

boomer-mythology-destroyer

dragoncarrion

Me after injecting myself with the something that turns me into a whatever

scarecade

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

scarecade

you know what understandable have a good day

regularhill

clowntainment

magnetic-deflection

m,y tuube:)

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

piles-of-dust-and-gay

BRING HIM BACK

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

piles-of-dust-and-gay

oh thank goodness

gwennifun

mrscancelled-1

shilohtx

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

phossyjaw2

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

gingerbearcat

Theyre just living eclaires at this point

pointnclick

realistically i know a cat can’t run a blog. but like mr j does run that blog

jonnywaistcoat

I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

nepofledgling

making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same