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just goofing around :] male/bi/age:

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Just drank 0% cocktail. Its gross. Its bitter. I still hate alchohol. How do people drink this. Yuck. Big yuck. Down the drain it goes.

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Yeah or do that i guess

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You stub your toe.

Do you:

A: yell at the top of your lungs

B: stare at your toe, while internally screaming

C: cut off your toe

D: laugh

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FOUND.YOU.

HII

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10 posts!

I- *sniff* I wanna thank my mom for *sob* birthing me, and- *sniff* I wanna thank myself for being so fucking cool, funny, atractive and cool AND NO ONE ELSE

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Merry christmas! Its not christmas but im still wishing you a merry christmas. What are you gonna do about it, huh, punk? AAAAH. AGH, OOF, UGH, AAAAH, OOOW. Jeez dude you gotta calm down man

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Being sick sucks because i cant do a backflip

I cant do a backflip even if i was healthy but now i really really cant do it

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Me: i am sick

Evil me: muhahahaha i am sick

Me: oh no is evil me

Evil me sitting on evil couch being evil sick and having evil dog: yes it me

The End ✨️

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I put together a list of ways, only for those able, to support me in a financial way

I am a bit embarrassed that it took me so long to put all this together, unfortunately I had developed a lot of learned shame around the topic of asking for money. I need money to live though, and I'm realizing that the people who wanted me to feel shame for asking for help when I needed it, actually never had my best intentions at heart in the first place. please feel no pressure whatsoever, this is a way you can help me pay for food and rent and other necessities but I will always find a way to survive no matter what, so please no worries and thank you very much for reading!

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Obama

Obama

Obama

Obama

Voting ended onJul 14

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I have not watched My Little Pony but i, for no apparent reason, absolutely HATE Spike

Like look at this little stupid thing, hes so stupid

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HEY! HEY YOU! HIII! HI! HELLO!

BYE!

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Are you sleeping? Are you awake? Youre awake arent you... youre doing great. Youre doing great at being awake. Youre great at not sleeping. Keep at it, youre great.

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My friend just said "gay²" and it is something that i must research

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Do you ever feel fear? Its because you feel fear. I think im ready for a phsycological PHD now.