i'll be your shield

+ gabe | 34 | i'm old now, wtf + the locked tomb, overwatch, pokémon

[letsgobacktowhen]

[anxietycalling]

If you get a random follow from @skydda-ow it's me! I'm moving some stuff to my OW/streaming blog bc I do not need OW fans digging up posts from like 15 years ago

[feluka]

guy with depression: idk stories about time loops just kinda really resonate with me haha idk why

[feluka]

guy with depression: it's so sad when they're doing the same thing over and over again insisting this time it'll be different. it sure would suck if time loops were real!

[feluka]

on an unrelated note does anybody know when life finally begins?

[fractally]

Commentators on my activity page: yes sorry people WOULD actually be wondering if Ilya Rozanov, scorer of 67 goals in his rookie season, Hart winner, Cup winner, etc was having a mental breakdown if he walked away from Boston and signed with Ottawa during the first year of his free agency.

Ilya's not just good he's generational. Both he and Shane are supposed to be SO absurdly good compared to the rest of the league that they can drag their teams to cups with ~3-4 years after signing. They're not fucking Tavares man they're like Crosby and Ovechkin but better because fiction.

Anyway a guy like that, moving to a team he has no connection to, in a city that's not appealing for any obvious reason, that he seemingly has never even visited other than for game nights? And he's not explaining why? It's not TJ going back home, it's Rozanov going to a random fuck off city in Canada.

So yeah, no, I legitimately think people would actually wonder if it's some kind of mental break. Like he just couldn't handle the pressure in Boston and picked the worst team in the league deliberately to take himself out of contention for future cups.

I don't even think people would assume he had a partner in Ottawa because literally unless he was dating fucking Justin Trudeau or some other high ranking Canadian government official why wouldn't they just move to Boston, or why wouldn't he just split his time, he has the money to charter flights, like it makes no sense.

Actually I wonder if that would end up being the most popular conspiracy. Ilya Rozanov is dating a high ranking Canadian governmental official and that's why he won't talk about it and also why he has to live in Ottawa. Rozanov x Trudeau fanfiction starts soaring on AO3. Rozaneau. Truzanov

[sarsaparilla-star]

SO IVE BEEN PLAYING NEW VEGAS AGAIN and ive been having thoughts about the companions. how i see them in my head. ya

[writingdose]

© _ADWills

[red-garden]

The thing is, in order to have a healthy and robust fandom, a piece of media NEEDS to leave some questions unanswered. Some relations unshipped. Some plot holes unfilled. Some backstories unwritten. Some lore unexplained. You need possibilities that will keep people up at night. The beautiful thing about an empty lot in a neighborhood is what people make in it

[simplysebby]

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

[waffle4brains]

"I got that dog in me"

The dog in question:

[amazoogle]

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

[spikyiwaizumi]

the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.

[findingfeather]

and then you will be like why does this asshole never finish anything god

[squeakitties]

how it feels to be very angry abt something petty that doesn’t matter

[absolutearsenal]

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

[wizard-archivist-official]

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

[charlesoberonn]

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

[pissvortex]

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

[crystallizedtwilight]

whoops

[knottahooker]

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY