Flippy750

I’m Cami, or Flippy! | She/her | Ace + biromantic | Drawing, reading and writing are my entire life | I’m bnha, tts, gravity falls, etc trash I also take drawing requests (within reason) because most of the time I have no ideas lmao

[thesunflowerchild-varian-deacti]

Varian: Hey Eugene. Can I borrow your will to live? I think I lost mine

Eugene: You okay, kid?

[talkmagically]

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

[apollosflamingchariot]

also this:

[sauntering-down]

facts.

[p1013]

I’m like this with my original fiction, too.

[tzikeh]

You guys forgot this one:

[ladyataralasse]

Accurate AF

Also this entire thought process:

[image credit  Emily Chapman ]

[quillwritten]

[carnation-damnation]

FUCK

[writeouswriter]

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[thathighclassbitch]

Only year we can reblog this-

[sepulchritude]

Do new ace people these days know about black rings?

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

uhh, i don’t.

[boyplushie]

yeah! there’s a thing where ace people can wear a black ring on the middle finger of their right hand as a sign to show others that they’re ace!

(I couldn’t find a version of this pic without the bottom text, sorry)

[stubbornseedling]

I had no idea this was falling out of common knowledge. Boost to get it rolling again! Quick tip from an ace who’s been wearing the black ring for like five plus years now and has gone through several either broken or too scratched to wear- save yourself the trouble, go straight for ceramic.

[xvynth]

there’s also aro rings, pretty much the same concept but with white rings, dont leave us out of it!

[canary-prince]

It fell out of common knowledge because exclusionists destroyed our communities 

[asexual-territory]

Always reblog

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

I keep accidentally liking these things…

[make-kotlc-gayer]

Ugh same. Unliked it ofc but still

[bookwyrminspiration]

Oof I almost liked on accident

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kittyinhighheels]

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

[masterofthenightscape]

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Came home to find this

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:

Wife and I were sewing Elly’s Halloween costume up

Yea, she is going to be a spider and it’s super cute and all but. But. Loooook

Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.

The moment she got up I threw them into the closet

Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post

Sry bout that eh.

[livin-n-lovin-life11]

Long, but worth it.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

That’s what she said

SO ANYWAYS in honor of Halloween, the oreos have been moved to the Christmas decorations.

I figure I COULD leave them there till thanksgiving. We’ll see if I feel the need to move them again before then

Fa la la la la sucka

Happy Halloween

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You guys wanted an update and I am finally ready. I have been thinking of a great place to hide em and I think I finally have an epic place. Just gotta go get em

Uh.

Well.

This wasn’t part of today’s plan.

Oh my god… This post just keeps getting better and better.

You should start looking for them.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hmmmm maybe I should. Okay

Found em!

Ahhhh ok

Yo. What’s up.

Got some separated and ready for lunches tomorrow morning.

Lets see you find em in here babe

Oh, also

[anormalpaperbag-deactivated2019]

This is my absolute favorite post on this site

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Cool! Want me to reblog you so you can be part of it? Sweet!

I decided that maybe it’s dangerous for everyone and every cookie involved hiding them inside the furnace air duct. Time to see how they faired…

Well they look ok. But TIS THE SEASON so let’s do this

I’ve decided to play it a bit risky this go round. It is a bit chilly out and time to put the guards over the hoses. Oh well, I’ll hide near them anyways. Put a little fear in my life

Tee hee

They up there now.

PEACE

[nyamafriend]

I’m going to be with this until the end

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

YOU THINK THIS WILL EVER END?!

So we have beem real busy amd all so i cant really blame her, but common! I made it easy that time!

Hmmmmm it may be time to up the ante

This looks like a good spot.

DIRECTLY next to where she sleeps. Game on babes

[alkimara]

I love this entire post

[milomeepit]

this post is honestly my favourite on this entire site, it’s so wholesome and playful. @keepcalmandcarrieunderwood good on you my good sir. i salute you

@keepcalmandcarrieunderwood

HOW GOES??? NEED MORE. 

[silversmith-91]

You two are adorable! What happens next?!

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

WELL LET ME TELL YA

You guys have waited so patiently and didn’t at all spam my ask box asking for updates

*ahem*

Time to have some cookies and coco to think about the next move

PLAYER TWO HAS ENTERED THE GAME

Oh what’s this?? Looks like a second box of Oreos. (Been wanting to try this flavor)

Festive, yea?

Let’s keep this under wraps

Sjshddheubeve you guys! You guys! It looks! Like! An Oreo! Box!

Now to tuck this one away

And plant this one where Santa would never think to look for it

Merry Christmas!

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So there is a video of her opening the gift but I can’t find the post rn…. ANYWAYS!

Since this post has blown up again and its basically the anniversary of when it all started I decided to make an update. HERE WE GO

So I got to keep the leftovers from my work Birthday Party Thing. An entire bag…. box? Bagox? of Double Stuffed Oreos party sized. But where to hide it?

Thanks random James Bond reference!

They up there

Again.

Thank you all so much for all the love you’ve sent this last year. It really has been a lifeline for me. Love you guys!

[flippy7501]

Literally I love and live for this so much

[nisamohi-deactivated20180925]

I made a color tutorial! i think the main thing is still to experiment a lot and to not be afraid of pushing it, but i hope this is helpful! i also hope my writings legible 

[mobpsyk0]

u ever rb something and then realize who the op is and then u gotta scramble to slap that shit off ur blog

[busty-shackleford]

I happily accept messages from friends who tell me I reblogged from someone trash because I can’t possibly know everything and I appreciate being told and given a chance to remove a reblog instead of people secretly thinking I’m terrible

[strengthins0lidarity]

I’m still really trash at knowing the Secret Code Words that exclusionists use and I wind up rbing their stuff sometimes.

People that call me out on that forever have a special place in my heart.

[asterein]

“Gee it’s swell to finally meet her other friends!”

[millennium-fae-artblog]

You are my pride and joy

[confinesofpersonalknowledge]

Hi I’m crying thank you for this

[monsterkissed]

this post always makes me bittersweet happy and I need it more every day

[riyerose]

Happily watching her drift away...

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

[elhixsagh]

[la-cr0cs-deactivated20230421]

birthday boy :0