Madeira Fanal II by Alexander Schönberg

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Madeira Fanal II by Alexander Schönberg
A moment of weakness
got reminded earlier of the berserk english dub outtakes and how iconic specifically this one continues to be
over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.
There’s just
so many of these
and I think it’s incredibly funny but
I just read this bit from the artist and
This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.
And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.
me: *procrastinates necessary things*
me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
me @ me: why are you like this
Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.
#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
YOU WERE NOT KIDDING
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
guys
it was never adam and eve
or adam and steve
it was drake and josh
Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.
i wish i can just read good novels, watch great movies, listen to my favorite songs, travel, see beautiful things, eat whenever im hungry and sleep when im tired but no no, i have to go to school, graduate, find a job and struggle.
a stairs ,Shinjuku
I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably