star wars is gay. all of it

in this house we stan our force sensitive king finn

[tessxblxckthorn]

i just realised that the next time leia sees obi-wan he gets killed and i am not well.

[casgirl]

[girbirty]

return of the jedi (1983) ...

[casgirl]

[romancenjoyer]

@finnstansonly

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[dykerightsmp3]

the fact that Reylo discourse is now almost entirely 'is this ship toxic :)' always throws me off so much because I genuinely think the MUCH bigger issue with Reylo was that it pushed a black man to the side as Not Love Interest Material in favor of a white nazi. Like the issue is that shipping Reylo arrived transparently because people did not care about the black man – which I know, because the ship became popular before we even had The Last Jedi! When they'd barely interacted! If Kylo were black and Finn were white, Reylo would not be popular and it would never have become canon in any way, and I do think a refusal to grapple with that is honestly very embarrassing.

[spacebeyonce]

What Fandom Racism Looks Like: The Star Wars Fandom (Part One, Probably)

Few fandoms fill me with the kind of anger that the Star Wars fandom does. In fact, there are times where I’d go so far as to say that I hat

Quick Coverage: John Boyega Ends 2019 With a Bang (And a Hearty ‘Fuck You’ To Rey/Kylo Shippers)

Note: I have an ongoing thread about this entire situation and the fans’ responses that fully covers the majority of what this fandom’s been

What Fandom Racism Looks Like: Weaponized White Womanhood

With that much power already, it can’t be a surprise that many white women in fandom will do pretty much anything in order to keep the statu

stitchmediamix documented all the reylo fandom's wretched behavior as it happened, and oh! how they hated them for it!

[padmestrilogy]

this is how vader responds to any imperial infighting

[padmestrilogy]

[aquaria-regina]

they didn’t let ewan mcgregor sing or get his cock out in any of the star wars prequels, two of his favorite things. that’s like when people keep bettas in those tiny tanks. it’s inhumane.

[usergif]

"You love her," Tonra said. Sabé froze. "Of course I do," she said. She met his gaze. "It's a complicated relationship. She can order me to my death, and I will go. And she knows it. We've worked so hard to maintain a balance we will never truly have. As far as I can see, she will always pick Naboo, and I will always pick her." – E.K. Johnston, Queen's Shadow

[mtridactyla]

mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

[mtridactyla]

like specifically his lightsaber is long not qui gon himself

[mtridactyla]

please

[mtridactyla]

PLEASE

[mtridactyla]

I FOUND HIM!!!

[c0nnverse]

[spider-mann]

EWAN MCGREGOR as OBI-WAN KENOBI Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2005 | Dir. George Lucas

[mylesbianromance]

this came to me in a dream

[virtie333]

[tunafarts]

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[andthepeople]

what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

one of my buddies is occupying a fortified position on high ground. i'm going to kick his ass with ease

[jedi-grandmaster]

[varpusvaras]

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

[eightbitpale]

I am once again reminded of this image

[shakertwelve]

star wars is about coruscant

[shakertwelve]

every part of star wars, from the poverty of the outer rim to the separatist movement to the formation of the empire in reaction to the breakdown of republic control over the galaxy, is a consequence of the existence of a planetary megarome so specialized it cannot function without thousands of client states. once the empire falls the new republic can either (a) speedrun the late-republic-to-empire transition again just to hold itself together or (b) splinter into its constituent parts along the same fracture lines that caused the clone wars, in which case the fallout of coruscant losing the position of power that guarantees the massive imports necessary to sustain a population of trillions on a planet with no natural biosphere should be apocalyptic. either your post-rotj story is about that or it is about the inevitable new fascist movement arising from the galactic core acting in the interests of its own survival before that power slips away. the sequels are nonsensical because they do not understand this. what the fuck is hosnian prime

[earhartsease]

coruscant stands on the shoulders of billions of enslaved chromium miners

[shakertwelve]

coruscanti tumblr user: our education system is so bad i didn't know mining slaves were sentient until i was 20 years old 😔🥺