Would It B Weird If I Say Im Bedazzlin A Chainsaw?

Yooooo Pan, poly, pangender, system, takennnn All pronouns I’m just a lil crazy but aren’t we all

[afuckinbird]

Hello!

I am Birdie, and this is my Blog!

I am a system, have ADHD, and we don’t come here to engage in arguments. We want our blog to be a safe space for everyone, and are always excited to get asks!! We’ll post about our OCs at times and the story for those OCs gets a lil dark

I like to draw, read, and listen to music!

I’m in these fandoms; (from knowing most to least-)

UTMV, FNAF, ATCDTL/SFAWTDE/DAWTDE, Welcome Home, KinitoPet, CreepyPasta, BATIM, and probably more I’m forgetting right now!

I go by all pronouns and am PanGender! If you harass me for the things I like and/or make I block you ^^

DNI if you are;

homophobic,

transphobic

a pedo

anti-agere/petre

Anti-Furrys

Anti-Therians/Alterhumans

Anti-neopronouns/xenogender

if you call people cringe due to special interests

wanting to start an argument

This list will probably need to be updated, if you could help me out I would appreciate it!

our other accounts are

@asmolllurker - an ask blog!

@vines-mansion - another ask blog!

and @lurker-shares-xeir-hoard - a Reblog blog!

asks are appreciated and open on all three blogs!

We love getting; Art, Asks, RP requests, goofy random statements, comments, Reblogged, ETC! We love interacting with others!

Chronically on our phone so yippieeeee

Have A Wonderful Morning/Day/Afternoon/Evening/Night/Next 24 hours!!!

[afuckinbird]

Remember!!! The only toxic relationship worth staying is with your cat and that one food you love a lot but makes your stomach upset every time you eat it!!!! All others must go!!!!

[t4timekeeper]

[caretalesotherstuff]

@afuckinbird this is how it happened 100%

[afuckinbird]

Yea, I looked at you and said “Ehh. That’s not quite right. There’s more.” And left you confused and screaming into the void :3

[afuckinbird]

This is my child. If anyone ever says anything bad about her I will turn them into stew

She looks like that bc she was photoshopped without permission by our abuser and now I can’t share what she actually looks like :(

[afuckinbird]

Greg universe is a monsterfucker

[afuckinbird]

A lot of Ticktock yumishippers (why’d they come up with another name for it-? When did that happen?); “if you like the character I like I will DOXX AND KILL YOU”

Tumblr self shipping simps: “We shall create an army to storm the barrier between fiction and reality and we shall flood the multiverse and create AUs until each of us has one of every sans we love”

Ticktock yumishippers: “ಠ_ಠ??”

[afuckinbird]

“Not all men!!!” Not all wasps either. But you still don’t want those in your space either, now do you? 🤨

[afuckinbird]

As someone who’s spent their entire life without needing to worry about tagging stuff, I wish there were guides to proper tagging. I am desensitized as FUUUUCK to stuff. Cursing? Doesn’t register. Gore? I could riffle thru guts n be unaffected - I LOVE dissecting things. Abuse? I’ve been in that - that’s just a Tuesday from last year. Eyestrain? A stranger, only recently have gotten an understanding.

[afuckinbird]

Also I deeply enjoy waddle dees

^fucking feral

I’m revoking your hyperfixation ability. For spamming me

[afuckinbird]

I hit post limit

Fucking FINALLY- you’ve been BLOWING UP MY PHONE

[afuckinbird]

Hey.

Being praised is part of your human needs to be healthy.

Also you. The person reading this. You’re doing swell. So good. Absolutely wonderfully. Go on and have a wonderful time.

[afuckinbird]

slowly spins u like ur in a microwave

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

[afuckinbird]

Me when I do one (1) conversion slightly wrong and now feel like a horrible human being who should just die for the rest of the day

[afuckinbird]

LOOK AWAY CARETALE AND FRIENDS THIS IS A POST I AM NEAR CERTAIN YOU WOULDN’T LIKE

Damn I kinda wanna get bred by a lady 🤤 filled with babies and made into a little wifey who doesn’t have to worry about emails or jobs or bills >w< just worrying about looking pretty for my wife ^^

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[afuckinbird]

In a weird twisted way I’m glad my mother never watched horror movies because when I watched a movie about a teen(?) getting poisoned by her mother who was trying to keep her sick forever so everyone would give the mom sympathy for caring for the teen, the scariest part while I was watching it wasn’t if the teen would escape, it’s that I wasn’t certain that my own mother wouldn’t do the same thing to me. And I hate to say it but I’m still not certain.

[afuckinbird]

Someone needs to tell kids to NOT GRAB MFRS when they look unusual

Randomly remembered when I was wearing a homemade Halloween costume to school and it was secured by a shit ton of safety pins

A kid who had seen that the costume had a tail reached over, grabbed a chunk of fur thinking it was a tail, and yanked

I whipped around and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” And that kid JUMPED

Kid said he was trying to pull the tail bc he thought it was a butt plug

I said “one; it’s secured to my fucking back. That is NOT gonna be a butt plug. Two: why the FUCK would you want to YANK something if you thought it was a butt plug? Three: your dumb ass almost got a handful of fucking METAL because this costume is secured with more saftey pins than stitches. Do NOT grab a homemade costume. Hell, don’t grab ANY costume.” Did Not Yell, Didn’t call him names, all swears in line with the other conventions on that bus.

Kid looked HORRIFIED at these truths I dropped on him and stared at his hand for a bit, then I secured the fur panel back in place - he got a good look at the safety pins then - and he minded his own business.

Shaming someone is effective, hard truths are great, and that kid was a bitch