flo ward

she/her | crip, bi, white, & tme

[cryptotheism]

"A type of formalized ancient Hellenistic gooner known as a Maenad."

[alethiometry]

btw now feels like a good time to plug the organizations that the kissinger death tontine accepted donations-as-submissions from!

☞ Cambodian Children's Fund ☞ Desafío Levantemos Chile ☞ East Timor and Indonesia Action Network ☞ Guatemala Forensic Anthropology Project ☞ The Halo Trust ☞ Yemen Relief Project

[dostoyevsky-official]

obligatory bourdain quote in honor of kissinger's passing

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[c0rpseductor]

when i heard the news about henry kissinger i was like damn i should have been Kissing Her but our relationship died before i could keep it 💯 call me if you get the chance

[lakevida]

the main difference is that bloggers are phlegmatic/melancholic while posters are choleric/sanguine

[ellevandersneed]

guy in a "im not a woke dad.... im the dad who woke up" shirt

[alter-koker]

just a sec, a beautiful woman named battery sufficiently charged has just texted me

[artemisiasea]

Anne Dufourmantelle, Power of Gentleness: Meditations on the Risks of Living

[fallingtowers]

oh no!!!

[fallingtowers]

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

[fallingtowers]

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

[hungwy]

yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.

[artbyblastweave]

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

[votoms]

what is up w the normalisation of normative normalcy on here. "be normal about [minority group/issue]" it's actually very normal to be cruel or indifferent about [minority group/issue]. that's why it's a [minoriti>sed< group/issue]. if that's not what you're asking me to do how about you say what you mean instead of taking the path of least vernacular resistance and accidentally appeal to a mythical saccharine baseline where everything is okay. let's not be intellectually lazy in our microblogging; it's unchic

[sansculottides]

based, without which, cringe is fatal. cringe, without which, based is powerless

[doehunt]

not enough music thats wet with blood

[burningdisarm]

in this world it’s slay or be slorn

[blackpyrefly]

I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none