Floofage

I floof hair and things

[everythingfox]

Best boy

[jeauxanne]

doing god’s work

[jeauxanne]

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[getitontheground]

kylie minogue :

[abteblu]

“a supporting character” I am DEAD

[ireallydontcare5]

[crookedcatperson-deactivated202]

[that-twink-over-there]

I can’t believe this website is free

[armasthekooiker]

This is how Armas stretches after sleeping! Do your dogs do this too?

[hedgehog-moss]

I googled “my cat doesn’t make bread” trying to understand Morille’s lack of connection to feline traditions and found that she might just be disinclined to work the second-rate dough at her disposal

[hedgehog-moss]

How is this meme always perfectly suited to any event in a cat’s life??

[highlandvalley]

どいてくれないネコ https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1273812918467887104

[hashtagleh]

Idk what the captions and speech bubbles say but I still completely understood everything and I have determined that a valid point has been made

[ocelotthesupremeprincess]

@arandompasserby

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[kaijuno]

I hate this post so much no you didnt capture the speed of light you captured the fact that your phone camera has a rolling shutter Christ alive

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

It's still insane to me that there are dozens if not hundreds of teams working separately to develop the vaccine because of bullshit involved in medical patents and the hopes of pharmaceutical firms to get 10 metric fuckloads of money from making the first vaccine rather than having cooperation to speed up development and prevent redundancies. But what do I know, I'm just a stinky doodoo commie

[kenzodiazepine]

[betty-draper]

brad pitt in inglorious basterds (2009)

[sseunbean]

a new witch oc I’ve been working with lately!

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[tchaikovskaya]

[floofage]

So the thing I don’t fucking get about people saying “Oh that never happened LOL” under any text post I’ve seen recently is that who fucking cares? It’s like any other fairytail it doesn’t matter if it REALLY happened or not.

The tooth fairy, santa claus, satan, my will to live and happiness also don’t really exist, but I still like believing them because it makes me feel nice

[floofage]

So I’ve been doing the 40 year old mom thing of going on facebook and following a lot of pages there, so naturally I run across a lot of tumblr screenshots and that’s why I’m back.  Void come hear my prayers.

[greyannis]

A gif for Mermay!

[gallusrostromegalus]

This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

[ohfugecannada]

[vernalpoolsinc]

I checked the notes looking for these exact frames and was not disappointed.

[neckkiss]

Milk and honey.

[msmarvel]

Evans suggested that when they bump into each other, they do what friends often do after being apart for a while: assess each other’s haircuts. In some ways, they’ve swapped styles. Thor has gotten a clean-cut trim, while Cap is sporting the ragged locks and beard.

“I’ll be like, ‘Short hair now? Good choice,’” Evans says, while miming a right hook against an invisible Outrider.

“And I’ll go, ‘Yours too. The beard. Very ­rugged,’” Hemsworth says.

— Behind the scenes of Avengers: Infinity War, EW

[rohie-deactivated20191102]