SparklesEverywhere

I love stuff, You love stuff. You're gonna look at my page. It's inevitable.

[motthe]

Viktor: *going on about hexcore*

Viktor: *pauses to pull up his sleeves as he’s talking*

Viktor: —and it will revolutionize the city as we know it and…w-why are you…removing your clothes??

[olreid]

the fact that one of the founding fathers of 90s drag king culture is named mo b. dick.. peace and love on planet earth

[olreid]

<3333

[dodudodu]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Refrigerated case full of little dishes with individual pastries that look like fluffy sheep.]

[brofligate]

Translation of the label card:

Sweets Zoo

Sheep

A rich cheese mousse filled with sweet and tart lemon jam.

[romy-mars]

Body language that conveys embarrassment other than blushing

Because some of you fanfic writers need this

Taking steps backwards

Hiding your face in your hands

Shifting glances all around the room

Wide eyes

Crossing your arms across yourself

Taking a defensive stance/pose

Stuttering (USE SPARINGLY PLEASE)

Scratching the back of your head

Shifting weight from side to side

Exaggerated hand motions (fanning self, vague gestures, etc.)

Nervous quirks (playing with your hair, picking at skin/clothing, etc.)

Turning head sideways to avoid staring straight ahead

Keep in mind that blushing comes from blood running to the face, so people aren’t going to turn cherry red, especially if they have darker skin where it’s less obvious. 

[attenashe-deactivated20190606]

things that always make me happy: serial commenters. there are three types

1) reading a longfic chapter by chapter, leaving an increasingly emotional comment on every chapter, descends into keysmashes near the end: outstanding

2) read one fic by accident, clicked the author name, now working steadily through the backlog and commenting on everything, I wake up to an AO3 inbox full of enthusiasm: precious beyond words

3) the longterm serial commenter whose comment begins with I don’t even know this fandom but because they have followed me from somewhere else: stunning. humbling. magical.

[fineillsignup]

these are all *chef’s kiss* and I want to add one more: 4) left a comment a while ago, comes back and leaves another comment on the same fic, telling you that they’re coming back to reread the fic: angels. blessings. lifesavers.

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

OK but real quick here: how many times can I comment on the same fic before it gets creepy???

[lauramkaye]

IT NEVER GETS CREEPY

[luminouslumity]

I love this man!

[girlblocker]

love tik tok bc i logged on and they’re like ‘joking about threatening actors with violence is so bad 😢😢😢’ and then on tumblr people will post like. ‘reblog to fling jared padalecki out of an airlock with no spacesuit’ and people will spam reblog it so much it fills up the dash

[girlblocker]

what are you, a tik tok user? anyway reblog to dangle jared padalecki over the mouth of a volcano

[july-19th-club]

nature is healing

[pointnclick]

not huge on anime and i’ve never heard a vocaloid song in its entirety but every time i see miku i’m like yeah baby it’s miku that’s my friend miku

[dragongirlafro]

[eleivelui-deactivated20230224]

[hockeydiva]

Hello???

[hockeydiva]

the worms. closet heterosexuals.

[humblegrub]

you’ll like this video better with sound on

[ruffboi-mags]

you’re right, the sound improves it IMMENSELY

[lizardlicks]

IT WAS THE EXACT SONG I WAS EXPECTING YEEEESSSSSS

[sosuperawesome]

Stowaways Toys on Etsy

[tindershwinder]

…I’m an archaeologist

[metasavant]

What a damn mood

[sashaforthewin]

It’s not what you think, it’s just digging up dead people!

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

[sweetcribs]

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

[youmaycallmecas]

THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED

[seasons-of-ceres]

@mercer-safehouse  

[transcript-central]

Transcript: [In an australian accent: “This poor cat is stuck down the end of an alleyway and it’s getting bullied by a bunch of fuckin’ street toughs. They’re like, just tell us where you’re stashing the dead mice! But little do they know,” The voice picks up in volume, “THAT THERE MESSING WITH THE WRONG FUCKING CAT! He is OUT of here! What a sensational get away! The dickheads are stunned. There’s a rebound, a high jump, and then he stays low at the end. He’s like, eat my dust you fuck-knuckles! To quite the famous Australian commentator, Dennis Camedy(?), this is CENTIMETER PERFECT.”, laughing, “Sensational!”]

[xxtc-96xx]

ozzyman is the commentator we need in our daily lives

[justonebigbee]

DAUNTE WRIGHT

20 year old Daunte Wright was murdered by police in Brooklyn Center, a Minneapolis suburb today, April 11th, 2021 during a traffic stop.

As of 7pm, his body is still laying on the ground. Riot cops are on the scene with "less lethals" AND live weapons in response to a large crowd that has formed to hold space for grief and anger. Daunte's mother is there and speaking, and she shared the above photo of Daunte.

The Derek Chauvin trial is currently ongoing and these police are out here still actively murdering our neighbors. ACAB forever.

Say his name and demand Justice for Daunte Wright

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

[allegedadulthood]

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

cool; bro

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]