Bound for the Floor

My fandoms are killing me; send help

[anarchistmemedistro]

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[junkworldusa]

[starlorddude]

Every Spiderman fan today.

credit to @filmdaze

[badsciencejokes]

Butter me up, Paula Deen 🦋 — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/38JW1mi

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[cosmicangst]

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

[icannotholdmypen]

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

[blvkvholic]

[nihilist-anarchism]

[georgeosbornescokedealer]

Cursed Liberal Articles 

[shitpostbishop]

[shitpostbishop]

Date clarification

[irisharchaeology]

True

[kiefbowl]

men go so hard for men. the most degenerate, disgusting man could enter the room and you could be like “yo that dude is a creep he asked me for feet pics and I don’t feel comfortable around him” and your friend of ten years will be like “he’s not so bad” because they once had a 10 minute conversation about how awesome a film maker tarantino is or w/e

[charlesoberonn]

What if the hyperintelligent supercomputer thought humans were emotionless uncaring creatures because they didn’t care equally about every single injustice and problem in the world like it could?

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[omghotmemes]

My kitty thinks I’m the meanest hoomnan in the world!

[everythingfox]

Playing with a kitten and she slept

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[anxietyproblem]

[shinelikethunder]

fun fact: Google literally refuses to believe you’re human if it doesn’t have a sufficiently longstanding tracking dossier on you!

source: just try to get through reCAPTCHA in Firefox with all your googleplex cookies deleted and adblock/privacy extensions enabled. I’ll wait. And wait. And wait.

[shinelikethunder]

(disclaimer: the actual tracking alchemy that runs reCAPTCHA is extremely obfuscated and proprietary, so your mileage may vary based on factors unknown–but as of some point last year, yes, reCAPTCHA works almost entirely based on surveillance rather than your ability to solve the challenges)

(and yes, they will literally downgrade their evaluation of your humanity if you’re using their competitor’s browser or not logged into a google account, I am not fucking making this up)

[shinelikethunder]

don’t believe me? want sources before you trust something that sounds so goddamn cartoon-villain evil, even for google?

https://onezero.medium.com/google-promises-recaptcha-isn-t-exploiting-users-should-you-trust-it-ed99f1543f28

a whole-ass rant with links to many other sources: https://kevv.net/you-probably-dont-need-recaptcha/

[discoursedrome]

yeah recaptcha v3 is what finally pushed me over the edge from “Google is kinda shitty now and probably needs to be antitrusted” to “Google must be destroyed immediately”

Normally the only real hope for resolving this sort of situation is EU regulations but they’re completely tech-illiterate so I do not have high hopes