Floovy Pidgin

Any but masc pronouns

[zillyzoose]

yeah sure what the hell I'll do my yearly Tumblr post

(uu soul eater au)

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[domidominic]

Space guys

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[jeniferprince]

I've got a crush on you 💘

patreon // buy prints here

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[animentality]

[mikkeneko]

#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden

[azuuigi]

Happy pride month!!!

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

favorite rare wayneradiotv posts

[in-your-spoon]

Is there a reason they are all about water or apples

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

complete accident.

[in-your-spoon]

Are you sure you aren’t a horse

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

trots away from you....

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[vexibees]

I feel like there are worse ways for me to work through my mental issues than writing angsty, kinky lesbian porn.... Like I'm not doing cocaine.... So thats something

[anistarrose]

realizing a headcanon of yours happens to make an element of canon even more heartbreaking when you hadn't even considered it from that angle previously

[ID from alt: emoji rubbing their hands together and grinning evilly. End ID.]

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?