hi this is the main blog of @floral-comet-whump but I should've really made that one my main but I already have thingies there so uh. yeah this is basically just a redirect since I can't be bothered to do account transfer stuff
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hi this is the main blog of @floral-comet-whump but I should've really made that one my main but I already have thingies there so uh. yeah this is basically just a redirect since I can't be bothered to do account transfer stuff
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 35
Dottore (Genshin Impact)
Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
Lord Garmadon (Lego Ninjago)
Your honour the man I am representing here today is not a murderer. I would argue he was merely "curating his space" and "regulating his nervous system" by choosing to, quite rightly, cut out a toxic presence in his biosphere
naite kuyande anata ni itta «gomennasai» oboetemasu ka?
CALLING ALL MILGRAM FANS!!!
Which Milgram song do you prefer?
After Pain (Muu Trial 1)
The Purge March (Amane Trial 2)
Okay so after the most recent Archon Quest, I'm convinced that Scaramouche never actually wanted to be a god. Ever. It was all Dottore.
The way Dottore spoke to the traveler, trying to manipulate them by any means necessary--I imagine that is exactly how he spoke to Scaramouche. I imagine that Scaramouche, who was severely broken and mentally unwell after the Boy's death, didn't have the mental fortitude to fight against such manipulative tactics. He ate them up instead, desperate to find meaning in his otherwise miserable existence.
Furthermore? I don't think Scaramouche was violent on his own behalf either. I used to think the torture he endured made him lash out violently, like an abused kid lashing out at school--but now I see it more as, again, Dottore invoking that violence within him. Encouraging him to hurt, just like how he tried to convince the traveler to let go of their morals and hurt innocent people for their own selfish gain. So Scaramouche is less an abused kid lashing out and more like a non-sexually groomed soldier, guided down the path of violence and hatred by someone who just wanted to use him for his own benefit.
In short: I don't think Scaramouche truly consented to a single god damn thing that happened to him. He never wanted this, but he was made to believe he did by a man who merely wanted to hurt him.
It's so fucked.
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Okay so after the most recent Archon Quest, I'm convinced that Scaramouche never actually wanted to be a god. Ever. It was all Dottore.
The way Dottore spoke to the traveler, trying to manipulate them by any means necessary--I imagine that is exactly how he spoke to Scaramouche. I imagine that Scaramouche, who was severely broken and mentally unwell after the Boy's death, didn't have the mental fortitude to fight against such manipulative tactics. He ate them up instead, desperate to find meaning in his otherwise miserable existence.
Furthermore? I don't think Scaramouche was violent on his own behalf either. I used to think the torture he endured made him lash out violently, like an abused kid lashing out at school--but now I see it more as, again, Dottore invoking that violence within him. Encouraging him to hurt, just like how he tried to convince the traveler to let go of their morals and hurt innocent people for their own selfish gain. So Scaramouche is less an abused kid lashing out and more like a non-sexually groomed soldier, guided down the path of violence and hatred by someone who just wanted to use him for his own benefit.
In short: I don't think Scaramouche truly consented to a single god damn thing that happened to him. He never wanted this, but he was made to believe he did by a man who merely wanted to hurt him.
It's so fucked.
I'm going to play bg3 purely because I heard it has whump
Whoever responded, I love you this is amazing JSHSKSK
I DO think tumblr's dev team has been instructed to constantly implement new features and that's why they keep tweaking the UI in goofy ways. I imagine this is an upper management thing, so even if we say "well don't change anything and just maintain the status quo" they'll continue to make other changes anyway.
I will admit I REALLY like the recent improvements they've added to tumblr's search (you can exclude terms now!! you can search multiple tags!! and time frames!!) so it's not like they're incapable of adding useful features. it might be mutually beneficial for us as users if we were more vocal about things we want and don't want. Some features I'd like to see added:
spoilerable text
spoilerable images
the return of hover text!! remember when we had that?
ability to embed videos in reblogs
ANIMATED GIF ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
the ability to turn off other people's animated gif icons
the ability to filter original posts on a user's ENTIRE blog, not just a tag/search
more html support, like what if we could build tables
adding reactions to replies! I'm glad we can like them more but it'd be nice if we could take this further
embeddable tiktoks?? I don't even use tiktok but I remember trying to embed one in like 2020 and I'm surprised we still can't! even vines were able to be embedded
being able to search in your DMs. not being able to do this is why I tend to redirect mutuals to discord
MUTING USERS POSTS/COMMENTS WITHOUT BLOCKING THEM! just cause I don't want to see someone's posts doesn't mean I don't want us to never interact ever
a mutual-only dashboard feed
a feed for the blogs you're subscribed to
get rid of tumblr tv lmao I've literally never used it
"mark as read" button for communities without opening them
please dear god no AI shit unless it's a way for me to filter/block it easier
several of these I've submitted support tickets for under "feedback", and if there's anything you feel strongly about I suggest you do too!
@staff I understand as a website we're very resistant to change, and that can make site maintenance frustrating when it feels like nothing will ever be received well. But to illustrate the difference between small matters of preference and changes that defeat the purpose of the site, here are a few random ideas that I think would actually make any fucking sense for a tumblr update:
group chats
better separation for sideblogs, i.e. liking from a sideblog and most importantly BLOCKING from a sideblog
ability to @ people in the tags so you can pull your friend onto a post without either leaving a comment or interrupting the reblog chain for the next person
replying to specific messages in DMs instead of one strictly chronological thread
more blog aesthetic customization options for mobile
getting a notif when someone responds to your anon ask
fun small limited-time events like the boop day, maybe based around popular tumblr holidays such as Nov. 5th and the Ides of March. this keeps engagement up without interrupting the core functions of the site
music on everyone's pages like myspace. that'd be cool as fuck
• being able to send asks from a sideblog
Following from your sideblog
How it honestly feels. (Feat. My awful handwriting)
Regarding recent events.
(petting you gently and whispering in your ear) you’re so fucked. it’s over for you
do you have an ao3 account
no why are you asking
curiosity tbh
feeling rewarded as a genshin lore player
MY BJD
feeling rewarded as a genshin lore player